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  1. USAFChief
    New winner.
  2. USAFChief
    It occurs to me, if Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced, married Gregory Peck, divorced, and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
  3. USAFChief
    8 PM is too late? How old ARE you anyway??
  4. USAFChief
    They weren't playing the ALC leading MINNESOTA TWINS, natch.
  5. USAFChief
    It occurs to me, if Sandra Locke married Elliot Ness, divorced him, and married Herman Munster, she'd be... ... Sandra Locke Ness Munster.
  6. USAFChief
    winner.
  7. USAFChief
    Holy balls.
  8. USAFChief
    It occurs to me, if LIv Ulman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced and remarried Jerry Mathers, she'd be ... wait for it ... Iiv Ito Beaver.
  9. USAFChief
    So we didn't build the wall after all?? I'm confused.
  10. USAFChief
    Buxton catches that.
  11. USAFChief
    http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Olivia+Newton+John+gx9W5noAC49m.jpg It also occurs to me, if Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, then divorced and married Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton John Newton John.
  12. USAFChief
    I swear to God this is true: my second favorite desert on earth is the little brownie that comes with the Swanson chicken dinner. Absolutely fabulous...just like Kepler, as I've always said.
  13. USAFChief
    We built the wall??
  14. USAFChief
    Who are you, and what have you done with Jason Castro?
  15. USAFChief
    It occurs to me, if Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be...Cat Dogg.
  16. USAFChief
    Well that de-escalated quickly.
  17. USAFChief
    Sano got a hanger and missed it.
  18. USAFChief
    Looks great when it works, Eddie.
  19. USAFChief
    Let it go, man. Alcala will probably end up in our top 20 prospects this year.
  20. USAFChief
    It always seems like he takes decent ABs, but the results are underwhelming. Just my opinion, of course, but he gets beat by fastballs too often.
  21. USAFChief
    wut?
  22. USAFChief
    You'd have been on time in the Old Days.
  23. USAFChief
    pfft.
  24. USAFChief
    Indeed. That's not really a "police line" on the lead guitar player.
  25. USAFChief
    So then it's agreed. The bullpen is a worry, and should have been better addressed.
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