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  1. USAFChief
    Only if they're bad. Or blow.
  2. USAFChief
    obligatory.
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    http://notesbetweenthelines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/McBain-Standup-Meme.jpg
  4. USAFChief
    Oh, and Polanco.
  5. USAFChief
    Molly didn't use him yesterday.
  6. USAFChief
    We traded Kintzler, Buxton is taking over baseball, Big Sexy is indeed big, and Mauer can't hit to right.
  7. USAFChief
    Not really sure why Ervin is still pitching with 2 on, nobody out in the 7th.
  8. USAFChief
    Close. "Dunno. I'm a big metal fan, though."
  9. USAFChief
    What was the response when one windmill asked the other windmill "What kind of music do you like?"
  10. USAFChief
    yes.
  11. USAFChief
    On asphalt.
  12. USAFChief
    safe, but hilariously bad slide.
  13. USAFChief
    phrasing.
  14. USAFChief
    So Mrs Chief wanted a pet, and went and got us one of those Asian potbellied pigs. I thought to myself..."why not?" and taught him karate. We named him pork chop.
  15. USAFChief
    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg
  16. USAFChief
    So the other night, I was telling Mrs Chief about this study I read about. The study claims that men use around 15000 words per day, and women around 30000. She went into this long spiel about why, but the Twins game was on so I wasn't paying much attention. When the half inning commercial break came on, I asked her "Sorry, hon. What?"
  17. USAFChief
    I'm quite happy the Twins didn't trade Ervin Santana.
  18. USAFChief
    This one time, trying to remember the cast of "Batman Begins," I googled Gary Oldman, and by mistake left out the r. bad times.
  19. USAFChief
    There's no such thing! //furiously checks site map//
  20. USAFChief
    Lots of September game thread volunteer opportunities. Should be a fun September. Jump on em.
  21. USAFChief
    There's also massive risk to the player in not signing such a deal. I think he was a perfect candidate, and I think teams will still be able to lock up young players to cheap, long contracts. But it has to be done while there's still incentive for the player....say when he's putting up a .500 OPS and shuttling between AAA and the show, or at least before he has any sort of sustained breakout.
  22. USAFChief
    Mauer's sitting again today?? Or is who DHing?
  23. USAFChief
    Probably too late now to tempt him to sign a cheap 8 year contract, I think.
  24. USAFChief
    On the other hand, they're due to bust out offensively this weekend. Just. In. Time.
  25. USAFChief
    first half: .216/.288/.306 OPS .594 second half: (not counting today) .309/.350/.553 OPS .903 last 365 days: (not counting today) .251/.317/.436 https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.fcgi?id=buxtoby01&year=2017&t=b
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