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  1. Had to miss an inning or so. My neighbor has a lot of dogs. A LOT. 18 I think. She left her gate open...they all got out of course. She rang my doorbell and asked for my help rounding them up. ... wait for it... ... "20," I told her.
  2. We needed two more stolen bases from Buxton. Take the handcuffs off, Molitor!!
  3. Hey, try this: poor root beer in a square glass. It'll be just beer.
  4. Two clowns are eating a cannibal...wait, I think I got this wrong.
  5. wow. any ball on the ground to the left side, anywhere, at any velocity, is a hit.
  6. LOL He got jammed. on a first pitch. He almost got hit on the left knuckles.
  7. We went out for dinner last weekend, Mrs Chief and I. We got all dolled up and everything. She was putting on her makeup, and I told her she might have drew on her eyebrow liner a little too high. She looked surprised.
  8. Just funnin' ya about not liking a HR robbing catch from the other team.
  9. I went to the mall yesterday, and bought myself a new thesaurus, but it was on the discount rack, and so far I'm not impressed. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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