Had to miss an inning or so. My neighbor has a lot of dogs. A LOT. 18 I think. She left her gate open...they all got out of course. She rang my doorbell and asked for my help rounding them up. ... wait for it... ... "20," I told her.
We went out for dinner last weekend, Mrs Chief and I. We got all dolled up and everything. She was putting on her makeup, and I told her she might have drew on her eyebrow liner a little too high. She looked surprised.
I went to the mall yesterday, and bought myself a new thesaurus, but it was on the discount rack, and so far I'm not impressed. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.