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  1. USAFChief
    Turns out it was just a dark cloud.
  2. USAFChief
    In his defense, he gave up a jam shot bloop double, and a ground ball single that isn't a single with a legit SS or if the Twins shift. Of course, the HR's on him.
  3. USAFChief
    Well...Vargas gets his shot at the cycle after all. See? There's always a silver lining.
  4. USAFChief
    I do. I'm a doctor of love.
  5. USAFChief
    Willingham catches that.
  6. USAFChief
    Huh?
  7. USAFChief
    Who is this Nolasco guy? And why didn't the stupid Twins call him up earlier?
  8. USAFChief
    There's a certain....uniqueness to watching a team need consecutive doubles to score a runner--a pinch runner at that--from second base. If they can't be good, at least they're unique. Not routinely bad. Gloriously, incontrovertibly, uniquely bad. So there's that. I'll be watching AP tear up the Pats.
  9. USAFChief
    that's not the word that comes to my mind. BTW, this is the fourth consecutive collapse, not the third. 2011, Aug 1 thru end of season: 13-41 2012, 22-37 2013, 21-37 2014 to date, 14-27 Different pitchers, different players, different years, different opponents. What's the one constant?
  10. USAFChief
    My opinion hasn't changed much. Dozier is good enough to be an everyday starting 2nd baseman on a WS caliber team. But he isn't good enough to be among the 3 or 4 best players on that team. Much like Plouffe. Which is OK, provided the Twins find a way to develop, sign, or trade for the guys who ARE the 3 or 4 best players on a WS team. Hopefully Mauer can be one, only 2 or 3 to find.
  11. USAFChief
    Rather than lose one per day, take a day off and lose two.
  12. USAFChief
    Well, that's 8 hours of my life I'll never get back.
  13. USAFChief
    Yes.
  14. USAFChief
    Or where it ended up.
  15. USAFChief
    Between the back edge of the infield dirt and the fence. Pretty normal, in other words.
  16. USAFChief
    Runner on second, it takes consecutive doubles to score him. I think they're doing it wrong.
  17. USAFChief
    ftfy
  18. USAFChief
    Oh ferpetesakes. You can't even make this $#!) up.
  19. USAFChief
    well, there IS only one open spot, y'know.
  20. USAFChief
    that's what they all said.
  21. USAFChief
    Well I went home with the waitress, The way I always do. How was I to know, She was with the Russians too? I was gambling in Havana. I took a litle risk. Send lawyers, guns, and money, Dad get me out of this. Hey!
  22. USAFChief
    [a large bus full of gorgeous women in bikinis pull up beside them and three step out] Bikini Girl: Hi guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition. Lloyd Christmas: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there. Bikini Girl: [baffled] Okay, thanks. [the doors close and the bus drives off. After a second, Lloyd turns to Harry] Harry Dunne: Do you realize what you've done? [they run after the bus] Harry Dunne: HEY! HEY! Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd! Lloyd! [the bus stops and opens the doors] Harry Dunne: [panting] You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.
  23. USAFChief
    I quite literally laughed. out. loud.
  24. USAFChief
    You know baseball season is winding down when a double dip with the b. sox game thread struggles to reach a triple digit post count.
  25. USAFChief
    Once in a while ol' Hawk is pretty insightful.
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