So we've waited through four long years for the Twins to be playing meaningful September games. All this waiting...Reminds me of my HS prom. I wanted to rent a tux, so I went to the tux rental place. LOOONG line, as everyone had the same idea, but I waited in line, and waited in line, and eventually got my tux. Same thing at the flower store...long line. I waited, and waited, but was able to get the perfect corsage. Then I went to the limo agency, and of course...long line. I waited and waited. Finally I had everything perfectly set up, and I went to pick up my date. We went to the prom, and she wanted to dance, so we did. That made her thirsty, so she asked me for some punch. I made my way all the way across the gym to where the punch table was set up, dreading what I figured would be yet another long wait. But, surprise! I went all that way, and no punchline.