"OK, Paul, see, we ain't sellin' a lot 'o tickets, see. And I don't see anyways to change that any time soon, see. So I'm thinking...'how ELSE do we sell more nine dollar beers?' and I'm thinking...if they're forced to STAY there longer..."
I think we owe the Miami third base coach a round. There's no way I stop Ichiro at third on a ground single with two out and Grossman in left. Actually, with anyone in left.
You scoff...I'll have you know the local hospital asked me to come do some standup in the children's ward. When I left I told them I hope they get better. 22 of the little *******'s replied in unison, "Likewise."