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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. How do you make a blond's eyes really sparkle?
  2. Santana actually pitched a decent game today. As for the offense...I got nothin'.
  3. One day, Mauer is just going to actually swing the bat. And drive a ball to right field. I want to see him do it just once.
  4. I've been making a few cracks to Mrs Chief about her weight recently. She's not amused. Sheesh. "Lighten up a bit" I told her.
  5. Neat trick: change your user name to "nobody," then click like on a post.
  6. The vaguely uniform-ish top over the random t-shirt is professional, too.
  7. Yeah. Well, how to hit, too, when the pitcher isn't stalling, now that I think about it.
  8. http://www.nerdbaseball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rdavis-82Tr_NEW.jpg
  9. http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Ortiz/Ortiz_Images/Ortiz_Bio.02.gif
  10. I'm OK with the "every team has at least one All Star" rule. It's the All Star game, fans of every team, especially kids, should have someone there from the team they follow. I don't give a crap if it means the Yankees or Dodgers get 4 instead of 5, and I don't give a crap if it means some mediocrity having a great year doesn't get to go.
  11. Quite possibly true, and quite possibly the most damning thing one could say about the shape of the organization.
  12. Smalley: "They're looking to get better." That's why he gets the big bucks to be a TV analyst, I guess.
  13. I have so many old watches I never wear. I thought I'd try using them to make a unique belt. It was a waist of time.
  14. Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The barkeep tell them, "You can stay, but don't start anything."
  15. So it's possible he's really NOT a 1.000 OPS hitter after all?? Huh.
  16. Proof positive you can get a buzz on via $.40 cent beer.
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