I’ve been lurking for a couple of years and finally registered this season. I guess this is the thread that’s inspired me to post my first. The thread is up to about seven pages now, and I have to admit to not reading every post all the way through, so this might be redundant. But I think my response is general and relevant to sentiment and theme, so I’ll go ahead. Before I continue, I’d like to say that I love this site. The daily minor league reports are my favorite. I used to have to click around all over the place to find information that is presented here in one report. I really appreciate the metrics and mechanics analysis of the regular writers, which take serious time and real understanding. And while comment threads on most sports sites are full of revolting vitriol and varying degrees of illiteracy, here I rarely even find myself annoyed and often pleasantly entertained. And how lucky have we been with AJ Peterson posting regularly from MiLB- sad to see him hang it up. It seems to me like a lot of writers and posters here were serious ball players at one point in their lives, which really makes a positive difference in the reporting and conversation. So that being said, I have to say I’ve been a little bit surprised by some of the opinions regarding the “unwritten rules” of baseball- those opinions calling for doing away with them. This is very hard to even imagine; how the league could police an institutional elimination of the “unwritten rules”. It would be messy, yes? And as they say, bad for baseball. I don’t really care for the extent to which they have already done this with ejections and suspensions for players involved in intentional or perceived intentional HBP incidents. It doesn’t really even seem to have impacted the frequency of said occurrences (perhaps there are stats for this?). Getting hit with a fastball sucks. Seeing your teammate get hit with a fastball because of something you did sucks more. That’s good enough self-policement for me. I am always surprised when I hear or read of people being confused by the unwritten rules. I think they are obvious to anyone who played the game beyond middle school level. I think there is a general idea behind them, but it is difficult to effectively articulate, and so attempts at clarification always end up lengthy explanations of specific incidents. If you have seen or experienced enough of these incidents though, the interpretation of the specifically applicable unwritten rule is always clear. Tim Kurkjian of ESPN had a thorough, albeit somewhat naïve in presentation, article recently that included some clips of big leaguers (Adam Wainwright and Dan Uggla) explaining specific unwritten rules and how they applied in recent incidents (Carlos Gomez in Atlanta last year and against Pittsburgh this). I think, obviously, that while rule interpretation may always- or almost always- be clear in hindsight, the emotional/physical/mental intensity of the game in the moment makes clear, on-sight interpretation by players/managers/umps difficult, and that’s why brawls and bench clearings occur. There is much to enjoy in the game, as a fan and player- kicking back with a premium under the lights of the stadium awaiting first pitch, the purity of roping line-drives in bp, etc.- but it is the intensity of the game that really sets it apart- explosive athletic feats, the suspense of the full-count with runners on, the mental guessing game at the plate, etc. I think policing that occurs off the field or with use of technology is bad for the game because it reduces the intensity both for the player and the fan. The use of instant replay certainly falls under this condemnation- though it be a whole other can of worms. In the incident sparking this thread- between Oakland and Houston, this is what I think: Porter was peeved at being down seven in the first, and his response was to that- not the bunt attempt. The bunt attempt was just an excuse to blow off steam and yell at the opponent. These guys are professionals and colleagues and I think they have each others’ respect, but they’re lifelong athletes, not college professors. If Porter was really reacting to what he thinks is an unwritten rule violation, then he was/is wrong. It wasn’t a violation of an unwritten rule. As many have pointed out here already, Houston is certainly capable of scoring more than seven runs in a game, just ask the Twins yesterday. And that’s really enough to justify the play by Lowrie. I really like the point someone brought up about the effect the play had not only on that game but on future games and future shift considerations. In my opinion, shifts are kind of a ninny move. I get it, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and there is nothing more gratifying than seeing a hitter beat a shift, even if by bunt. I’m not a believer in bunting either, except maybe in this case and the occasional squeeze. The sac is a gift to the defense. I think the greatest misunderstanding of unwritten rules is when people have the idea that the players expect each other to follow them in the same way they expect each other to follow the written rules. They know there will be violations and retaliations and that’s part of it all. Mostly you’re respectful, but sometimes you want to stick it in the other guy’s eye a little. It’s baseball, not tea with the queen. In regards to pimping home runs: Until this season, I had never seen anyone pimp a triple off the wall, and we got to see it twice with GoGo and Oz. I have to say that Arcia’s was the better since in his previous plate appearance he pimped a long flyout to center in the exact same spot the triple landed- plus he was wearing the ski mask. I love Gomez and Arcia. I wish we still had Gomez, even pre breakout Gomez. Those two plus Rosario when he comes up in the OF and El Bocaton Miguel Angel, talk about swag. Anyway, pimping jacks is awesome. Pimping triples off the wall is even better. And fairly, retaliation is awesome too- not I wanna injure you retaliation, but send a message retaliation. Well, I know this has been a long post. Hopefully I haven’t violated any unwritten rules concerning rookies around here, haha. Now that I’ve got my feet wet, maybe I’ll become a regular. PS I feel I should identify myself as a fan of Mauer and would never disparage or boo him, though I do think he should try to get more dingers and RBIs. What you know about that?