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  1. That might account for their difficulty in handling the ball...
  2. Ah, context has something to do with it. And it's a fine line between humor and annoyance. And Vargas to second! Life is good.
  3. I'm almost afraid to ask... Do they card the Lemurs?
  4. Hopefully third time's the charm. He will not get fooled again...
  5. What makes a question annoying?
  6. "You got your infield in, you got your out field out..."
  7. Let's make it a true Daily Dozier...
  8. He probably crossed the streams. Or maybe he didn't, as he didn't have penny eyes. (Don't ask me for the symbology) I would recommend the Beatlejuice mechanisms, though. Then all we'd have to say is "Riverbrian" 3 times to improve the game thread...
  9. Just ice cream? No bowl, or cone? Sounds daring...
  10. Sorry. Once again i fail to do my research.
  11. Sorry. I always thought i was less yoko, and more oh, no! At least based on reactions to some of my jokes... (or things what aspire to be such)
  12. So... It's not a spider, it's an ape? It's not a clam... It's not planet... But that comet becomes a monkey as it approaches the sun! And the frog used to be a monkey. Some rules need to be more detailed...
  13. I bet the elephants are hiding amid the trunks.
  14. You mean like a little Lebowski?
  15. Oh yeah, there is now a line up to comment upon... Vargas promoted to the 7th spot. Small victories... And Hunter is now lying in the weeds as possible Pinch Hitter. If so, who does he likely pinch hit for? Been rooting for Schafer, but sounds like it was a right thing to let him go, and find someplace new. I hope he lands on his feet, hits the ground running, and all those good sentiments...
  16. Like "You're barking up the wrong elephant." Or "What elephant?" (Having viewed this a forum, it took me a bit putzing about on TD to catch the picture. Good one.) Only one hour or so until game time...
  17. Speaking of youth (and i got no idea where my youth meter is, nor how to crank it up) i think our opponent sent some folk to watch our games and tell them how to get us out. They were... Cub scouts. Little more than 6 hours to game time...
  18. "This is my Boom stick! ... Swing smart -- swing S-mart."
  19. Just so long as it isn't an opposing pitcher...
  20. Circumstantial evidence... We can still pull it out. Pelfrey, we got yer back!
  21. Well, ya got a walk... While a wild pitch would be cool and all, i'm not wedded to the idea. Anything not involving an out would be fine by me. Big Vargas, no whammy!
  22. So sneaky getting his hand in there the umps missed it at game speed. Horses, Goats... What other livestock can we incorporate into this thread?
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