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Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne

  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    I read this, and promptly assumed Escobar was there... Robinson as a right hand batter makes more sense against Sale. And he's on!
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Anything to get on base. Sadly, it was not to be...
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    Shouldn't the gophers be playing for us?
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    (And that's why it's an error, for the nose.) Nah, only if they like using astrics, like the fellow who relieved Ruth after he walked a fella and got tossed, if i remember the story.
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    I think a fork is too partial for umpires. This calls for impartiality. Which means a spork. I think i figured out why they ruled that an error too...
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    Okay, Phil. Bases empty again. Now a 234 inning?
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    At least 3 pitches later, i hope? 0-0 after a 123,456 first inning. CBU.
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Challenges are good.
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    Archive me!
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    Would that be... "the new number 2?" and batting... and playing... 6, i see? (Initially i saw that second line up, i just felt glad i wasn't the only one. Now i'm seeing added levels of brilliance.)
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    Ol' Man Hunter, he just keeps rolling along...
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    You mean a bad joke inadvertently provoking an 'ick' involving the Tom Kelly-ism "Everybody grab an oar" as well each receiving only one of their anticipated footwear. That's pretty specific of the constitution (er, i mean the bill of rights, which i guess has been part of the constitution for a while now) to forbid "crew all" and "a new shoe all" pun, ish meant. If that can't be told in a game thread, where can it be?
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    Yes, the vapors. Our rallies seem to be running on vapors occasionally, and maybe that is a problem... I wholeheartedly look forward to fully powered rallies in the near future (roughly 2 hours from now), whatever their source.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    "Welease... Wogeh!" comes to mind for some weason... Wait a minute... if it ran out of gas... why's it burning so well?
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    Pointers... Stay out of the woods. Don't have too many irons in the fire. Keep a little mustard for the sand wedges. And minimize putter.
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    Wait, that's actually a good one. Here's the one i've been refining... A joke about dreams helping with congestion, hair transplants, and yard care: (Apparently it's a classic) REMS key cure sick coughs, share hair, re-sod. (i bet mine's worse...) (and i know Chief said not to explain jokes, but this is more about getting it out of my system...)
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    I'm fuzzy on this whole good bad thing...
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    Is there such a thing as a rally joke? And how bad is a bad joke?
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    It's Hunter time!
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    I think i know how to unmute 'em... Stick a fork in 'em. They done.
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    One solution to the sword issue...
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    Duelly... (er, them's fightin' words) Dually... (no, that'd be twice) Dudely... (your role?) Dudly ... (do, right?) Ludely... (not gonna touch that, wouldn't be prudent) Dew-ly noted. Mountain dew just might keep me alert enough to catch it and execute... Wait, would Herbert be the vacuum fellow? I thought nature abhors those. (not to be confused with horse abs) Whew, almost made a fool of myself. The pre FDR pres... This will take research...
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    Follow nothin... We were born liters. (and it'll hold up in any quart)
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    Pelfrey gives up an 0-2 hit to allow the tying run to score from 3rd...
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    Pssst. Riverbrian (if you happen to read ye olde game threade) how do you take full advantage of your 2000th post? I'd like to be your 2k list for purposes of preparation... (i hear y2k preparedness was important, once upon a time)
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