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3 is the number of runs to score, and the number of runs shall be 3.

I think Brock broke my sarcasm meter. But this isn't a good one to recalibrate on...

Oh we of wee faith. We still got a chance to answer. We's the home team and all.

Nothing wrong with second grade...

To quote a movie i seen recently... "It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart..." I think we just want to see what he's got, sink or swim.

His boy Elroy?

Small ball? Or do we supersize it?

By grabthar's hammer, by johan's change up...

I'm learnin'...

"There i go, turn the page..."

Make that 2. Ends the impressive shut out streak...

Concur!

Cruz... beyond the reach of Hicks. But we got a chance to answer it.

At least none of them have involved packing and unpacking. Moving can be an arduous process...

Oh, yeah, we're into the 8th inning and it's still 0-0.

True. I stand corrected.

So you're saying... If we commented more, they might have more hits? I think i can do my part...

We gotta figure out how to hit it where they ain't...

Perhaps the force was with him?

Pitcher had that all the way, eh? Nice 1 fly out.

We lost by negative one run. But something weird happened in the standings, and they stuck it in the win column.

Alas, they didn't intentionally walk Hicks to get to Mauer. Nose core after 3. CBU, or CB me?

Eftsoons... That means this inning w/ Escobar on 2nd (as expected). I hope? Thanks! Yeah, that was the inspiration of the parody. Didn't quite work out (though i knew i weren't gonna try to do the whole thing...) did it.

Slow morning, eh. Just gettin' my feet under me again...

-excerpts from a strange poetry collection- (my apologies i could not remember it all) It is the Seattle Mariners Who have taken one of three. 'By thy encompassed hat, and enlarged glove Now wherefore stopp'st thou me? Our leadoff man who should not fan now stops to scratch his neck, pulls up his socks in batters box and i am now on deck.' --- A curve ball hung is quickly stung now deftly splits the air it's flight doth cross an albatross but now it's not so fair. (editor's note: what joke?) --- Batters, batters everywhere Not one that pitcher faces Batters, batters everywhere can last to run the bases. (editor's note: yeah, Iwakuma apparently has been pretty effective 'gainst the Twins...) --- That albatross, never flapping, still is napping, still is napping on that stiller bat of killer just abreast of target field. and so despite the children's teasin' there's simply no appeasin' but the remainder of this season we all know we won't yield. and the fate of this, our ballclub who have no plans to yield is, as of now... unrevealed. --- Some say the game will end in mirth. some say an out. not that i can judge the worth, but favor mirth with all my girth. Yet if my team is not about it follows then it's on the road i would consider another mode which also leaves no doubt. --- It's Mauer, Mauer, Mauer! Now is not the time for you to cower. Though i've mocked you and i've cheered you By all the hairs which beard you, You've a better bat than i do, Joseph Mauer. ... Come on out, fellas, the weather is fine! Oh, yeah, line ups: Mariners 0. Hisashi Iwakuma {R} P 1. Ketel Marte {S} 2B 2. Kyle Seager {L} 3B 3. Nelson Cruz {R} RF 4. Robinson Cano {L} DH 5. Seth Smith {L} LF 6. Austin Jackson {R} CF 7. Mark Trumbo {R} 1B 8. Brad Miller {L} SS 9. Jesus Sucre {R} C Twins 0. Mike Pelfrey {R} P 1. Brian Dozier {R} 2B 2. Aaron Hicks {S} CF 3. Joe Mauer {L} 1B 4. Miguel Sano {R} DH 5. Trevor Plouffe {R} 3B 6. Eddie Rosario {L} RF 7. Shane Robinson {R} LF 8. Kurt Suzuki {R} C 9. Eduardo Escobar {S} SS Hah, 4. Cano rhymes with Sano. Coincidence? Well, yes, it does seem to coincide... Enjoy!