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  1. A Tiger-Beaver hybrid chases the forest critters until exhausted they fall into a riverbed, blocking the water flow. This is damming with feint preys.
  2. "You just shook your head! Doesn't that make you happy?"
  3. Did we just get us an outfield assist? Yeay us!
  4. Oh bother. The Blue Jays doubled their score. I hadn't considered that.
  5. We just have to do each step twice as fast... We'll get 'em!
  6. Half the lead. If we keep doing that...
  7. And the bartender said, "why the long face?"
  8. 4? Oh well. It could be worse.
  9. Dozier's makes it to the left fielder! Progress.
  10. And there was much rejoicing!
  11. He's part of our now. Or is that us now?
  12. Thanks Judge Smalls! (though thanks Chief for trackin' it down. I remembered it was Caddyshack, but that's about the extent of my involvement) If we can get that gopher, will that cut down the on the gopher balls?
  13. Game on... Hope everyone is settled in.
  14. Well said. How does it go? "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in... But the man worth while, is the man who could smile..." Too lazy to look it up, figuring someone else will recognize it and fill in the blanks for me... What's that, crowd sourcing? Anyway, yeah, i too will be up for this game. Gibson can show 'em what for!
  15. All things bein' equal, i'm just glad i was a wake for the entire game. With luck, i'll go to bed tonight and actually be day shifted... I'm sure Duffey will be on top of it next time. We was in it right to the bitter end. Tomorrow, let us avoid the sweep!
  16. I just went looking for Bruce on the internet, 'cause i knew i'd find a monty python sketch. Oh, and sorry about not diggin' up Bark's Congo line. I did it a couple o' times in the past couple weeks, to little effect, so i sent it to triple A to work on consistency. It probably is time to call it up again...
  17. Funny... It hadn't occurred to me that "strikes out" is both transitive and intransitive.
  18. I wonder if any bullpen has developed first aid related nick names?
  19. Two goose eggs. A step in the right direction.
  20. Escobar on second. I think he's lonely out there...
  21. Hendriks! "You know, you're a, cute little, heartbreaker..."
  22. Nah, i read it as 5th inning, too early for high leverage pitchers like Trevor or Jepsen or Perkins. Who comes out next? Fien?
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