Kudos on the links so as we can reread 'em.
No one told me i would be graded on length...
Some day, i'm gonna match that. But if i do, it'll be in one long sentence... A subtle/shallow criticism of the Twins battery: run on.
I think we're missing a narrative opportunity rarely used in baseball.
It was a Dark and Stormy Night as Phil Hughes took the mound.
(Someone else can continue it...)
A gee, shucks. t'ain't nuttin'.
I'm just glad to enjoy this game (and thread).
Everybody grab an oar! (or keyboard/touch screen/voice-text software/input device of choice)
I forget. I use sandals...
Um, probably different ends of the same lace together.
Just don't cross the streams. I've got it on good authority it is bad.
http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q344/Tommy_Carcetti/129102118520395781.jpg
But at least he's faster than me trying to find an image in the internet to use in a response in a post on TD game thread...
Ground could can cause a fumble apparently.
Hicks gets a triple when a diving attempt has the ball trickle away behind the left fielder...
Dozier and Mauer follow with hustle doubles, and even Plouffe almost beats the truffle namesake's throw to first...
I parsed it right the first time (but that just made the sentence more fun to read) but yeah, i also thought of the works o' Lewis Carol, and wondered what would happen if 20 squirrels found a nut labelled "eat me"