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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    Our humble pie is not found lacking...
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    Good Evening, I sampleSize De Un will be your waiter today. 1) Would you like a booth or the bar? 2) The wait time to be seated is 45 minutes. Here is your pager... may i recommend a stroll by the mighty Mississippi. 3) I'm sorry we are classy restaurant. If you do not have overalls or a Feed Hat one will be provided for you. 4) Oh i'm sorry. You are still waiting for one of your party to arrive? Can i get you sometthing to drink or some appetizers? No? 5) Finally you are all here! Here are your menus... I'll be back to take your orders momentarily... Menu Le Field Targe Rangers P. Martin Perez (L ) 1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) DH 2. Elvis Andrus ( R) SS 3. Nomar Mazara (L) RF 4. Adrian Beltre ( R) 3B 5. Rougned Odor (L) 2B 6. Mike Napoli (R ) 1B 7. Joey Gallo (L) LF 8. Carlos Gomez ( R) CF 9. Brett Nicholas (L) C Twins P. Bartolo Colon (R ) 1. Brian Dozier ( R) 2B 2. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 3. Miguel Sano ( R) DH 4. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 5. Robbie Grossman (S) RF 6. Chris Gimenez ( R) C 7. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 8. Byron Buxton ( R) CF 9. Jorge Polanco (S) SS Game Temp: 74F Partly Cloudy Warning: the USFBA has determined that consumption of raw or undercooked talent can be hazardous to your appreciation of the fundamentals...
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    I am impressed. Those cans are hard to open.
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    Even Mussorgsky?
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Speaking of road trips... Life mimicks game threads. Just arrived at the end of a leasurely 350 mile day. Nice not to be guiding a ton of metal about...
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    I have not lost the faith. This sort of epic comeback in the post season race would prove us worthy to be there. Characters being built here .
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    Oh, good. The game has started. I must apologize. I am hitting the hay shortly, unless the game keeps me up. I promised to be an all day person tomorrow, which seems to include being a morning person.
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Aw, what difference does a big puddle and a few molehills make?
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    Then... might the previously mentioned La Jolla be the St. Paul? Or does the comparison not go that deep?
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    Does put a damper on our relationship. No, i just inferred an extra digit might lead to things that go up to 11 and was curious. And 11 is good last i checked.
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand?
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    I don't think this marks the rest of the season as phoning it in. What's the point of having dominent outfield defense if the excelent pitching doesn't let them get as much work in? Maybe i will be busy enough i miss much of this excitement, but i hope both our offence and defence get used to supporting mediocre pitching so that good pitching will make it look easy... Or something like that.
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    I hope we get PTBNL. He's good.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    What i like about this one is the physics demo it provides. you can see it has started a half flip on an axis not imparted by the original flipping motion... It lands on its side. I think there is a metaphor somewhere in that, but tonight we lost, so i won't try to excavate it...
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    Did Topps make cards when Cy Young was a Rookie? Wow! Talk about getting in on the ground floor...
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    2 hours of soaps? Oh, you mean all the trade rumors!
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    4-5. We scored as many runs as we could without going over... If this were The Price is Right, we woulda won. Small consolation, i know...
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    I shall relay that to the friend what told me it.
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    Say that reminds me of a story my friend tells of the playboy mansion. Apparently the grounds were overrun by old guys in robes growing flowers, and someone reported the problem to Mr. Hefner, who went outside and scolded them and they went away, leaving the groundskeepers bewildered, until someone explained... "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
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    Just got home from watching a minor league game where the bulk of the scoring action was in the opening an closing innings. Ended on a play that seemed to pull the baseman off the bag, but the ump rulled an out... Can go into more game detail, but don't wanna steal another poster's thunder. What all close difficult umping did i miss here?
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    2 rbi single for Granite while i wasn't watching. How nice to have the lead!
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    We hung a zero on the board in the top half of the first inning... Wait. That means we didn't score... That is less exciting than i thought at first.
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    Catch and release program i assume. Hate to think of caged Dvorak...
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    Jose de Leon... Isn't that the first line of the national anthem? At least i'll think it next time i hear it played.
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    Meh, just turn the CT to ET, or perhaps stick an S in there for those folk who spend daylight, Then good as new. No problem.
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