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  1. I never knew canada geese were fruit... And i would favour goose up against pne of these....
  2. No killing Canada, not even the geese. However you may defeat them in a contest of professional baseball. Would that satisfy?
  3. When Twinsnorth says it's spelled Tronno, who am i to question local custom? Who's to say Tom Horton's better than Dunkin Donuts? Speaking of which, Rumor reached me. That when asked if they had anything to declare, here were a few of the answers... Mr. Gee: I'm gonna win a game. Mr. Garver: I'm gonna hit a homer. Mr. Kepler: I'm gonna hit the cutoff man. Mr. Escobar: I'm gonna score! Mr. Buxton: I'm going to swing a bat. Mr. Vargas: I'm gonna walk. Mr. Dozier: I shall hit and run. Mr.Mauer: We will win the world series... not saying when, or for who, but yeah. Customs agent: No, i meant in your luggage. Speaking of world series... While awaiting a parade in New England this morning, one of the local high school bands was chatting with us, and mentioned a skit the incorporated into their show, reenacting the final out of the 2004 world series. Apparently people like being the batter, but they have to draw lots to assign the pitcher and the person who plays our Fort Myers Manager. I still get a kick out of that whole baseball situation... Anyway, my apologies my baseball acumen ain't up to snuff, perhaps one of youse can pick up the slack. I still hope we play good ball, and perhaps even win, one day maybe to tame that wild card... Without further i-do... Minnesota: P. Dillon Gee (R ) 1. Brian Dozier ( R) 2B 2. Joe Mauer (L) DH 3. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 4. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 5. Byron Buxton ( R) CF 6. Max Kepler (L) RF 7. Kennys Vargas (S) 1B 8. Mitch Garver ( R) C 9. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B Blue Jays: P. Marco Estrada ( R) 1. Ezequiel Carrera (L) LF 2. Josh Donaldson ( R) 3B 3. Justin Smoak (S) 1B 4. Jose Bautista ( R) RF 5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH 6. Kevin Pillar ( R) CF 7. Ryan Goins (L) SS 8. Rob Refsnyder (R ) 2B 9. Raffy Lopez (L) C
  4. Did it originally refer to collared jobs and the tastes of them as work 'em?
  5. Oh, that's what i was doing? Sorry, sir, won't happen again. A fair cop Enjoy it! Not a bad evening for it. *I confess, i had to look up the phrase... I knew i wasn't umping, nor playing depressing soulful music... Nor rooting for the Jays... Evidently i just am low brow.
  6. It does reduce the desire to score... I had not thought of that. Point taken.
  7. Please don't spay or neuter the Twins. They are wild as of now... Let them run free amongst the bases! Maybe that is why they don't come home so often... Asserting their wild nature.
  8. Is that why it is called a wild card?
  9. Don't pester them. They've been mostly dead all day.
  10. Is that why it's called facebook?
  11. I got a second from Buxton at least. Maybe we can carry the motion next inning.
  12. That's why he's playing first base...
  13. There might be a few more on Mauerdaily... And if you watch where you put your feet, you might stumble less.
  14. I like the way you think, but sadly it is probably not a viable option. I propose we score us some runs! Do i hear a second?
  15. Hey wait a minute! We're not winning! Let's do something about that!
  16. Everyone should be in museums occasionally. That's where the exhibits are. And nothing wrong with not drinking.
  17. Oh i thought i was asking if i dared ask such a question, not the question itself. Evidently i need to hone my punctuation skills.
  18. Who doesn't have their fridge next to the recliner? Suboptimal living room layout... And Garver did not get his first hit... Maybe next time.
  19. Dare i ask... What's the point of enlightment?
  20. I shoulda knowed what tabula rasa meant... I looked it up and it's like Latin for blank slate. I agree. But more than that, I hope Berrios blanks them early as well.
  21. Hope he gets over the weather soon.
  22. Did things get harry there for a moment?
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