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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    Is that from Romeo and Juliet? No dying. Not on Game Thread. Won't stand for it.
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Gosh! Can Doctors really order that? Hope you feel good, get better, and all that, no matter how the game goes...
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    Concur.
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    A moment that makes you say "um..." just does not go away, does it? Must be what people mean when they say "conservation of moment Um"
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Yeah, i wound up watching the inning inwhich we went from 3 to 7 down... A bunt, the throw from right beats the runner from first to third, but isn't handled, and a ball kicks off the heel of Rosario's glove, then off his face... No, not my favorite Twins moment...
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    Mutter mutter... You'd think the game would be broadcast in Columbus... Or at least be available on a hotel tv. Instead i watched a wee bit of Jeopardy, and was pleased to remember the Laughing Boy was written by JD Salinger...
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    And sorry i did not contribute any bulb light jokes.. A fine genre it is...
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Done. Did i do good?
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    Half an hour until game time, full tank of jokes, it's light, and i'm posting a game thread intro on my cellphone. Hit it. At least that is the advice i offer to the Twins line up. Things to look for: (like in Highlights, if you grew up with that children's magazine... In retrospect, i might have appreciated Mad more, but oh well) Good pitching. Good fielding. Hitting the cut-off. Secondary leads. Shifts... not to be confused with capslock. Oh, and bad jokes. and here is the fine print... aka lineups: 7:10 PM ET Twins Kyle Gibson (R ) 1. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 2. Logan Forsythe (R ) 2B 3. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 4. Miguel Sano ( R) 3B 5. Max Kepler (L) RF 6. Tyler Austin ( R) DH 7. Jake Cave (L) CF 8. Mitch Garver ( R) C 9. Ehire Adrianza (S) SS Indians Carlos Carrasco ( R) 1. Francisco Lindor (S) SS 2. Michael Brantley (L) LF 3. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 4. Edwin Encarnacion ( R) DH 5. Yonder Alonso (L) 1B 6. Melky Cabrera (S) RF 7. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B 8. Yan Gomes ( R) C 9. Greg Allen (S) CF Gametime Forecast: 88°F • Clear • 0% PoP
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    Has anyone claimed the next thread of games?
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    I thought degrees were conferred by educational institutions, not issued by judicial systems... "After due course of study, the TD institute of lower learning is proud to present you with a Bachelor's in Separation, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto." Now make TD proud, and make generous alumni contributions! Just curious, what are the other 5?
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    Oh well. Maybe we'll win tomorrow... Thanks for the company!
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    I don't think it matters... Cheese doesn't come when i call anyway. (Sorry Ralph the Dog for borrowin' yer joke...)
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    How much is that in dog cans?
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    Warning track power, eh? It looked like the fielder was preparing to jump, and had it fall in his lap, so if the players were surprised, any surprise fans might be too? Some things just don't carry as well as others, i guess.
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    You're welcome.
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    Hope our catcher can shake that off...
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    Austin!!!! (for some reason i can't help thinking of spam... spam... spammmm....)
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    Only because we don't have an entry in the gas giant division...
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    Contagious? Everyone is indeed trying to get my still. That's why i needed the portcullis...
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    I have a portcullis, if you want me to drop by...
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    Sano.... As expected.
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    I got an idea... Why don't we hit it like that?
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    Man, i'd get in such trouble if i didn't change my socks for 2 months...
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    What's Mauer's vertical leap these days? Oh, right, the pads would weigh him down somewhat...
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