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  1. 5th inning stretch... Not sure i'd heared that before. If i tell Kirlloff to start off a big rally now, will that be early enough he'll hear?
  2. Please don't have a stroke. Unless of course you're talking about golf, although even then they are undseired...
  3. Meh, i am in my comfort zone, with an uphill battle... Donaldson!!!! Bats himself in.
  4. Nah, i just didn't factorin the speed of sound, and my distance from the ball park. Shoulda said it earlier.
  5. Maeda didn't hear me... 3-1 Tigers in the 2nd (logical 4th due to 7 innings) courtesy of a bases loaded triplefrom Baddoo.
  6. A double for Sano!! A flower for Algernon...
  7. May i present a new forrest for everyone's barking pleasure... Conifers: 0. Kenta Maeda (R) P 1. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 2. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 3. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 4. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) RF 6. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 7. Max Kepler (L) CF 8. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 9. A. Simmons (R) SS Deciduous: 0. T. Alexander (L) P 1. Akil Baddoo (L) LF 2. J. Schoop (R) 1B 3. R. Grossman (S) RF 4. Miguel Cabrera (R) DH 5. J. Candelario (S) 3B 6. Eric Haase (R) C 7. Harold Castro (L) 2B 8. Zack Short (R) SS 9. Derek Hill (R) CF Check in 5:10pm cdt or so to see if there is more lumber this time.
  8. Well, we caught up in the errors column....
  9. Seems to have setttled in? Sure hope that isn't the only run of the game...
  10. You're right. It is Righties vs. Lefties, pretty much. Based on the movie Platoon?
  11. Yawn. I am having trouble waking up after the all-star break. I had this weird dream, that lots of our players were getting injured and nobody knew how to pitch, and that we were in the bottom of the standings. Anyway, time to stretch out those disused baseball commentary muscles, throw the ol' ball around, and settle back into the season. Let's check the line ups... Minnesota: 0. Charlie Barnes (L) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) LF 2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 3. Trevor Larnach (L) RF 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) 1B 6. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 7. Max Kepler (L) CF 8. Ben Rortvedt (L) C 9. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS Detroit: 0. Jose Urena (R) P 1. Robbie Grossman (S) RF 2. Jonathan Schoop (R) 1B 3. Eric Haase (R) LF 4. Miguel Cabrera (R) DH 5. Jeimer Candelario (S) 3B 6. Isaac Paredes (R) 2B 7. Zack Short (R) SS 8. Jake Rogers (R) C 9. Derek Hill (R) CF That seems almost normal... in my nightmare, looking at Detroit line up was like looking into a bizarro Twins team. 2 old Twins players i can stomach. And the standings... What!? We're at the bottom with Detroit and Kansas City?! How can this happen to the Bomba Squad? No! It's not possible. I must be on candid camera, or crank yankers, or some other crazy joke world.... I'll be right back.
  12. One more day of all star break! At least Detroit is also rained out, so we won't lose ground in the standings to them...
  13. So... a game maxes out at 180? There goes my dream of golfing a perfect 300. I always figured that would be easier than bowling one. (but i bet i can still bowl 10 under par...)
  14. So it Nelson and Tayler against the world? I am used to insurmountable odds...
  15. Yeay! He kept it in the park that time.
  16. Top of the line up were part of our organization once upona time...
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