"In the 8th month, the winds are willing!"
Words from a medallion, that mean adventure to all true believers.
Not sure what's so important about the number 8? Just listen to this!
In fact, i was lead to believe that 8/8 is an auspicious wedding day, so let's get started...
"Mawige, what bwings us togethah today. That bwessid awangement, that dweam within a dweam (stand your ground!)"
Skip to the end!
"I now pwonounce you man and wife.
You may pitch the ball!"
Twins:
0. Kenta Maeda (R) P
1. Max Kepler (L) RF
2. Brent Rooker (R) DH
3. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B
4. Mitch Garver (R) C
5. Luis Arraez (L) 3B
6. Miguel Sano (R) 1B
7. Jake Cave (L) CF
8. Trevor Larnach (L) LF
9. A. Simmons (R) SS
Astros:
0. L. McCullers (R) P
1. Chas McCormick (R) CF
2. M. Brantley (L) DH
3. Aledmys Diaz (R) 2B
4. Yordan Alvarez (L) LF
5. Carlos Correa (R) SS
6. Kyle Tucker (L) RF
7. Taylor Jones (R) 1B
8. Jacob Wilson (R) 3B
9. M. Maldonado (R) C
(and as there is a Houston, MN but no Minneapolis, TX, it should be a safe assumption where who moves if we're going to make this work)
"Now i'm waiting for the end of time to hurry up and arrive..." -a baseball song of a sort.
We obviously skipped some important bits, including but not limited to: if anyone has weason these teams should not be joined, speak now or forever hold your peace. Now be civil, and don't all talk at once...