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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    I gather we won yet. To answer the perennial query. But we are not there yet; we are here.
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Be... the Larch?
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    Of course... "I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    First glance, i read this as Lilliputian, and tried to envision it. Would have been pretty swift...
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Perhaps more like "pieces of 8*" or "shiver me timbers"? *or 9.
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    Yes,
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    Anyway, i'm off. Have fun stormin' the Castle!
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    I appreciate the support! This may sound kinda obvious, but lumberjacking will have to wait until i get an axe. Hatchet just won't cut it... well, in a timely fashion, what with having to drive soon. But i still don't know the answer and i feel i should now: if a tree falls in the backyard, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound. I wasn't there... But i get to clean up after it. Once i'm back from my drive. At least i mowed the front lawn.
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    At least they have to be good at hockey.
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    Wait... Truckers are allowed to stop? There are trucker brethren? On the grand scheme of things, this sounds like a great relief, but the significance of the question "are we there yet?" is somehow diminished... I too am about to embark on a bit of a drive, so i'll perhaps only be chiming in on ye olde game thread via wireless device from gas stations and rest stops. But first... i want to be... A Lumberjack!
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    Chief says never to explain a joke, but yeah, this was kinda out there... Goat wins sounds eerily similar to Go Twins... Sorry i missed it on the first pass.
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    I thought we were an autonomous collective...
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    This line of reasoning doesn't necessarily bode well... Just remember, who laughs last, laughs best... Maybe i can come up with a joke or tutu. Er, i mean two too.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    I wouldn't complain of 20 wins in April either...
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    I can't tell. Is that better or worse than getting old slowly? Anyway, thanks all for the company.
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    Quiet... Mauer's at bat...
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    We're on our game tonight...
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    They are pretty good. Had a little trouble readin' Fozzie's lips, though.
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    Yes.
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    Game ain't over yet, is it? There is still hope...
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    Well played, indeed.
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    Didn't someone say the pen is mightier?
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    What'd i miss?
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    I forget. Is the plural Santanae or Santanus? Whichever it may be, i hope they play well together. Rosario getting the breather this time.
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    No. I don't feel like cleaning coffee grounds or egg shells off of expensive electronic equipment... Is there an on off switch? That might help save charge. Of always plug it in at your desk.
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