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Oh... Sorry. I should have been more specific. *My softball* game has been called due to rain. My 0-fer start to the season (hereafter referred to as my slump) shall remain intact. -
Hot dogs are all good, and everything sounds tasty. I get a perverse joy from how runny peanutbutter gets on a hot dog. My dad didn't like hot dogs. Nor did he like mustard. Bu apparently one day he was particularly hungry and tried them together, and lo and behold, they were good together. So hopefully i learned from his example to have what is commonly termed "an open mind."
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College sports team work-out one Saturday morning was a relay race up the tallest building on campus. Only time going up counted in race, so we could take our time going down. I being a hiker at heart finished earlier than most. After my final ascention, i pushed the button for the elvator at the top with no one else around waiting. I then had a change of heart, decided i wanted to go down stairs to warm down as it were, pushed the button on that floor, had a change of heart, went down another floor, and pushed the button. You might notice a patten, and so did i, repeatig it until i got to the second floor which was a sort of lobby with someone working a front desk. Feeling a wee bit awkward, i decided this was the time to actually wait for the elevator. It came, and i got in an empty elevator and decended to the basement. The door opened in the basement and i got off to the jocular welcome of my teammates who kindly explained to me that they had all piled in after finishing their race at the top, and then rode the elevator down, which proceeded to open at every floor until about the 4th, where apparently another of the two elevators heeded my summons more quickly. I think undue credit was given to me at that point for cleverness.
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Game called on account of rain. No breakin out of my slump today...
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Oh yeah... I got an elevator story to share if anyone wants to hear it... er read it, i mean.
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Maybe you didn't hit it quite right?
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0 for 7 or so. Have yet to get a hit. Closest i come so far was the first swing where the 3rd baseman had to dive for it. Scored a run pinchrunning though. And it might be fewer at bats than i recall as one pop fly might have counted as a sac fly. I am making Buxton's early season woes look good...
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Evidentally you have never tried a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich... ("Tell him about the Twinkie") https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg
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Hope Edward McMichael also makes it to Green Bay. Tuesday softball game is looking iffy due to local weather...
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I am not much of a Fast Ball Inside. They're liable to get turned on something fierce. Not that they don't have their place. But i like to think of myself as more of a Knuckler. But i see the connection. Don't want to get my hopes up, but i might figure thigs out yet... My, but almost 2 hours to game time goes slowly...
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Been a while since i wrote a jingle... Let's see what i got. Ya throw the fast ball in Ya throw the curveball out. Ya spike a slider in the dirt and ya strike the batter. Ya wave the catcher off while ignoring the dugout. That's when they take you out! Not my best, but it is kimda jinglish... Think they'll like it?
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So a sense of humor... Is what they don't have? I don't get it, big Dan.
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What is this "sense of humor" you speak of?
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I aim for my catcher's glove. That's the best i can hope for. In high school i got a well deserved nick name that reflected my barn door accuracy. It might have improved somewhat by the time i would be called u, but i wouldn't count on it...
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Yeah, hopefully heavy lifting is done, and only finishing touches are left. Maybe soon we can enjoy the character they have built. Road games... we seem to be more on top of them this season. Like it's okay to wear t-shirts and flipflops and loaf about the sofa that is Target Field, but we're on our best behavior at other folks' place so they know we were raised right. Here's to a good game! Oh. Yeah i could be wrong, but Los Angeles just might be The Angels in Spanish.
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Our ballclub is going to have so much character... Someday, i hope i have 1/25 the character of this team!
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I partook of 2 parades today, so i napped once we was down by 2... Looks like missed some good fish tales about the one what got away.
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They scores on us? No way!
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I thought it had something to do with a forward pass. But that might be due to dead music. Oh, and pie.
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Er... Then they would be etnings? or esvenings? But you didn't really need me to tell you that... Which i guess is how come i waited until the game was over to get around to it. Sorry for my slow response time.
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Oh well. I guess we lost. Did we at least lose gracefully? Like the good sports we are? And looking at our home road splits, my, but we are the gracious hosts...
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I still think we can come back. Games are 9 innings for a reason.
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Do you mean i can do something else withthe rest of my evening?
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I see this game is a blow out, which is how come no one is mentioning the score...
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J-e-n-n-y... -o That isn't quite the way the the song went, as i recall...
