Gosh... I can't take it any more! I pun regarding tonight's starter, and... hearing that is a sensitive spot for moderation... well i might as well get get slapped down in the relative privacy of an old game thread...
"The Minnesota Twins defeated the New York Yankees in a game of baseball." I like the sound of that. I hope i can say it again tonight... On the other hand, "Here come da moderator" is somehow lacking...
Is this the fine art of projecting? Where can i sign up for all of the credit and none of the blame... er, i mean responsibility? I am dusting off my brooms even now...
For me, New York Mills has an unfortunate association with New Horizons in musical appreciation. "It's a wonderful night for a concert, not a cloud in the ceiling..."
Cool! Reminds me o' that 11hit shut out Silva twirled, also with 6 double plays. Gotta ask though, were runners just slower in those days? Was that when the molasses flood finally reached Fenway?
Will i get a budget to seek professional help writing game thread intros? I think 5 chief style jokes should suffice, but they sound open to negotiation... (I got a sneaking suspicion my pro might be a con...)
And for the other side... 1. George Springer ( R) CF 2. Jose Altuve ( R) 2B 3. Josh Reddick (L) RF 4. Carlos Correa ( R) SS 5. Brian McCann (L) C 6. Carlos Beltran (S) DH 7. Yuli Gurriel ( R) 1B 8. Marwin Gonzalez (S) LF 9. Alex Bregman ( R) 3B