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  1. Circus Boy
    Muzak is all boutique satellite stations now with original artists. You can hear it in most larger retail stores, including the one my wife and I own in S.D. Not sure what you were hearing. Possibly some ironic bump on NPR?
  2. Circus Boy
    Nice start for Nolasco.
  3. Circus Boy
    That Lucroy sure kills us. Hit .356 against Twins pitching in the past 3 years, and OPS is 1.008. Good numbers for him. Bad for us.
  4. Circus Boy
    Yaws-meel!
  5. Circus Boy
    Go in peace, serve the sausages. (And may my parents, both ministers, forgive my irreverence.)
  6. Circus Boy
    While we're waiting for church to start, thought I'd tell my favorite "Jeopardy" story, as I wasn't able to join the congregation yesterday. Contestant: "Finland for $800, Alex." Alex: "A sensuous swaying to music Finnish women do with reindeer once a year to boost fertility." Contestant: "What is a Lapp dance?" Alex: "You're on the board!"
  7. Circus Boy
    The rubber band lives another day!
  8. Circus Boy
    I'll feel better about this if we can get Hicksie in.
  9. Circus Boy
    I heard Mr. Chief's mother say that once.
  10. Circus Boy
    Thanks, Mr. RB, for your usual good set-up. Re your friend's breakup, as hard as that is, there are times after 21 years of marriage that sleeping on the floor with no shampoo and food in a cooler sounds pretty good. But then, when we're finally talking again, I just tell her again the three little words that brought us together and still makes it all better: "Lower your expectations."
  11. Circus Boy
    Would love to hear some theme music when we take the field on defense. How about "I Don't Want to Lose Your Love Tonight," by The Outfield?
  12. Circus Boy
    Yep, that do make a difference.
  13. Circus Boy
    This is a fun team to watch. And they look like they're having fun themselves. Just on the cusp of being good, kind of like the group that surprised everyone in what? 2000? when MLB wanted to close them down. I've got a feeling we won't have the total collapse as has been the case the last three years.
  14. Circus Boy
    Scary, yes. Freshman year. Roommate.
  15. Circus Boy
    That is what's known as "blase' speed."
  16. Circus Boy
    Slowey was B.A. -- bad attitude. Lost trust. Hicks just hasn't played well. But ya gotta like his coming through today. Maybe Parm and him will shine here on out. Oh, and enough of this Sisyphean stuff. This is a sports blog. Monosyllabic works best. Which means River Brian will now observe: "Why does it take four syllables to describe one-syllable words?" (P.S. Hope ya know I'm kidding here.)
  17. Circus Boy
    Didja start the new job?
  18. Circus Boy
    My wife -- the other half-owner of the business -- groans when she sees me at the idiot screen. Bad example for the employees, don't ya know.
  19. Circus Boy
    Does anyone else hate extras? Now I've gotta be distracted at work for easily another 10, 20, 30 minutes. Ties would be fine with me.
  20. Circus Boy
    Perk don't want no save. Perk want win.
  21. Circus Boy
    There, ftfy.
  22. Circus Boy
    Definitely retro.
  23. Circus Boy
    If I say something, will it put this thread in the record books? (Reading this morning after hitting the hay just as Parm came to the plate.)
  24. Circus Boy
    I already did.
  25. Circus Boy
    Put you in coach. You're ready to play.... centerfield.
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