Sandwich: Pumpernickel Rye Slice Ham Mustard Mayo Tomato Romaine Lettuce Swiss cheese Or, Pumpernickel Rye Mustard Mayo Salami Romaine Lettuce Medium Cheddar Tomato Or, Pumpernickel Rye Roast beef Mayo Mustard Colby Jack Romaine lettuce Tomato Anything other than the above is folly and those who indulge in such shall be dismissed from polite company.