"1. If your already at work, fein diarrhea. No body wants to discuss that and it should get you out the door and into a bar watching the Twins. Make sure wherever you decide go after leaving work its far enough away so you don't run into anyone from the office." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ At my age, I'm one spicy burrito from the real thing. So, no reason to lie, in my case. Although, I think my boss is catching on because he tends to ask if I had a spicy burrito the night before. I may have to change things up and go with a spicy enchilada.