Five Dollar Fine For Whining
We're a fun lovin' crowd, kinda rowdy and loud
Our jukebox won't play no sad songs
So don't come in here, and cry in your beer
'Cause we don't care 'bout who done who wrong
We've got a five dollar fine for whining
We'll tell you before you come in
If it ain't on your mind to have a good time
Ya'll come back and see us again
Well we don't really care about your clothes or your hair
This party is open to all
Yeah we like a good joke, and it's alright to smoke
We got just one rule on the wall
The average length of a Major League Baseball player's career is 5.6 years. This average is based on studies of position players from the early 20th century to the mid-1990s and is skewed by the many shorter careers, as about 20% of players leave after their first year and a small number of players have careers lasting 20 or more years.
With the possible exception of Keaschall (whose glove is not inspiring) it would not have made a difference.
Run-at-will Jeffers is a not good catcher, Lewis is not a good 3rd baseman (although he has improved), Julien , a regular, God help us.