Oh I don't know, it may have something to do with the recent playoff success or lack thereof. Were you not around in 2003, 2004, 2008, or 2009? Do you even Twins, bro?
I'm not saying I hate the Yankees, but if one of them were on life support, and my phone was almost out of batteries, I'd have a real pickle on my hands.
So when they've retired all of the Yankoffs' numbers from 1-99, which I guess will probably happen within a year or two, can we just retire the entire team? ...Andy Pettite!? Really?
Well done, Plouffe. I actually just glanced at the screen, saw it was Plouffe, and said to myself that a home run would be great right about now. I should do that more often.