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  1. It's certainly not good. A quickie glance at their batting splits isn't pretty. [TABLE=class: sortable stats_table] [TD=align: right].221[/TD] [TD=align: right].319[/TD] [TD=align: right].322[/TD] [TD=align: right].641[/TD] [/TABLE] That's the offense's line with 2 out and RISP, about 20 points of BA and 70 points of OPS below AL average. The pitching side of this same stat is, to put it mildly, putrid. [TABLE=class: sortable stats_table] [TD=align: right].268[/TD] [TD=align: right].352[/TD] [TD=align: right].434[/TD] [TD=align: right].786 [/TD] [/TABLE] That's 30 points of BA and 70 points of OPS higher than AL average.
  2. So is this the exploratory surgery, or have they already done that? (shows how much I've been paying attention lately)
  3. If it makes you feel better we can discuss all the good things the Rays do instead. Then cry a little on the inside.
  4. 6. Think about lawn mowers, again, and how they can frustrate you. Now multiply that level of frustration by about 100 and you've got a Twins game. 7. Think about stress-induced heart attacks. See #6.
  5. Short answer, yes. Long answer, yessir!
  6. *palm-in-face* What else can happen tonight?
  7. http://media.nj.com/yankees_main/photo/8948306-large.jpg "You and your damned cybermetrics!"
  8. http://kimindebus.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/9gag-poker-face.jpg
  9. UNCLE! (damned all-caps reformatting)
  10. So, umm, yeah. Is Housewives of Grand Forks on yet?
  11. Jim Thome-type homer. Homerun-type surge. All within about 20 seconds. Finish your drink.
  12. Face down in a gutter.
  13. http://www.dcrblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hammer-time.jpg
  14. Alt-0153 [/nerd]
  15. Plouffe + w/RISP = hit http://www.funnysigns.net/files/hell-froze-over-400x221.jpg
  16. Leave out the snooty "what's wrong with you" and "do you even follow the Twins" type of remarks in the future. Thanks.
  17. > "Season over."
  18. The dead ball era has been gone for a long time, most teams have the capability of putting up 6 runs over the course of a couple of innings. Some unwritten rules need to go the way of the dodo, this is one of them.
  19. "Pathetic." *evil grin*
  20. Leviathan has it right that Chief has it right. Pelfrey would be just fine...as a secondary (or tertiary) piece to fill out the rotation.
  21. Minor quibble, I don't think Fielder fetches anything, not with that abomination of a contract.
  22. Let's get back on topic, the self-policing and the squabbling can stop right about....meow. Lest the hammer be brandished. Continue.
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