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  1. ashbury
    My internet connection is down, please continue the play-by-play until it is fixed.
  2. ashbury
    We have 0 through six innings. CBU.
  3. ashbury
    I just hope our bullpen shuts them down the rest of the way. One more insurance run and it's out of reach.
  4. ashbury
    I have heard enough of these to last a lifetime.
  5. ashbury
    Music hadn't been invented yet?
  6. ashbury
    Too many to cou-... hey wait, none, none at all!
  7. ashbury
    'If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." -- General Philip Henry Sherman Me, if I had to live in Texas, I just wouldn't.
  8. ashbury
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10205256964485095&set=a.1303666273183.2046090.1276287423&type=1&pnref=story
  9. ashbury
    Only by people who flunked Phonics in second grade. Tuck-son, obviously.
  10. ashbury
    Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I think I'd better not, Finish this poem.
  11. ashbury
    In that case I just hope ABW never goes into a slump and the manager has to drop him in the lineup.
  12. ashbury
    Then it don't mean a thing.
  13. ashbury
    Here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNabSidq2XU
  14. ashbury
    This just in: the Twins have hired Coldwell Banker as their new pitching coach, to teach Gibson "Location, Location, Location".
  15. ashbury
    Twins. I'm gonna say Twins.
  16. ashbury
    That... is a purely hypothetical assumption, not yet backed up by experimental observation.
  17. ashbury
    Twins threaten with 2 on in the bottom of the first, don't score. 0-0, CBU.
  18. ashbury
  19. ashbury
    Not only that, the stuff he doesn't write is all his fault.
  20. ashbury
    http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/Horror-Movie-Cereal-13.jpg
  21. ashbury
    A scoreless top of the first will be very welcome.
  22. ashbury
    I should add, he could save it by appending Junior to his name. But no. He's Adam Brett Walker II. Ooo, lahdeedah! Care for a scone with your Earl Grey tea, sir?
  23. ashbury
    Except that none of them is a nickname for a child of three.
  24. ashbury
    http://thetopfivepercent.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ICallBS_747_Blog.png This was Texas? The sweat never stops dripping down one's face.
  25. ashbury
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