ashbury
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I didn't listen to all those P.D.Q. Bach albums for nothing.
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The Conductor.
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That's a clown inning, bro.
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I can't decide if that violates Comments Policy #1 on showing respect, or Policy #2 on trolling. - Ashbury, "moderator"
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No you won't. No you won't. No you won't. No you won't. No you won't. No you won't.
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Houston's got a centerfield like that.
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We're in the postcard manufacturing business. What's the big deal?
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I just checked the PBP and find that while we were farting around, Arcia threw out a runner at the plate. Let's give our young guy credit.
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Have Hicks teach him switch-hitting.
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If the old dangerous version of this offense were the Piranhas, maybe now we have the Guppies, who'll gum you to death.
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Hey, how come a guy named Eric Sogard isn't playing for Minnesota, dontchaknow?
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ftfy
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Speaking of urine?
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Hey. You know military stragety. "When the enemy is in range, so are you." / cue for glunn to step in - "now now, let's not get into a...."
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4. Profit!
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Well, not that I'm especially playing can-you-top-that, but my wife and I worked for 10 years for a French company. Then my last year at IBM I barely dodged the bullet of being partnered with somebody in Bangalore. That woulda been swell.
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Fair enough. I never make fun of a man with bladder control issues.
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Another Twins run scored via the power game: infield single plus error, followed by the usual drill.
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My view too, even if he's Rickey Henderson on the basepaths. But Liam, the pitcher that day, was much too courteous to bring anything inside.
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You guys get your revenge with your damn 5 am conference calls.
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My recollection from seeing a game there last year is that he really crowds the plate too.
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I can think of two meanings to this: urine, or Antabuse. The good natured ribbing would end depending on which you meant.
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Very good. I owe you that drink. Bear in mind Brian's anecdote above though; I just learned that a road trip to the AFL this year is suddenly pretty unlikely for me.
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You couldn't find a strip club that stayed open later?
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As nasty as he wanna be? / speaking of cross-culture / i'll buy chief a drink when I'm in Phoenix if he can place the cultural reference there
