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  1. Riverbrian
    10. Pelvis
  2. Riverbrian
    I'm obviously working to hard. I come up with 8 and Ashbury types "lipstick" and wins. This world is clearly falling apart!!!
  3. Riverbrian
    Ok... I thought of one more. 8. Finding a Catfish in Northern Ontario is very common... Finding an Iraqi Woman in Northern Ontario... You have to document it and notify the Department of Natural resources.
  4. Riverbrian
    OK... Umm... 1. A Catfish has a better chance of having to pay an electric bill. 2. You don't have to smoke an Iraqi Woman for improved flavor. 3. A Catfish has Barbels... An Iraqi Woman has Barbarians. 4. Catfish are known as an invasive species... An Iraqi Woman is known as an invaded species. 5. In terms of diet... Catfish are scavengers... In terms of diet... Iraqi Woman are scavengers. OK... No Difference with that one. Move on to #6. 6. Women make up 65% of the population in Iraq... Catfish make up 30% 7. Iraqi Women must wear black clothing and a veil in public... Catfish shop at JC Penney. I was trying to get to 10 but that's all I got... I apologize for failing.
  5. Riverbrian
    Interesting Lineup... Plouffe has been moved to the 2 hole. It looks like Doumit is about to become a RF guy with Parm and Arcia in Rochester. Dozier - 2B Plouffe - 3B Mauer - C Morneau - 1B Doumit - RF Colabello - DH Hicks - CF Thomas - LF Florimon - SS
  6. Riverbrian
    Ed McMahon: Hmm... A Catfish and an Iraqi woman... What is the difference between a Catfish and an Iraqi Woman? Someone had to do it... Might as well be Ed McMahon.
  7. Riverbrian
    I think underwater must be an interesting place to view. All the Different plant species... Different kinds of fish... Big and Small. A collection of different items that are accidentally and purposely dropped from boats... Jimmy Hoffa and Homeowners hit hard by the housing bubble collapse.
  8. Riverbrian
    LOL... We are simply sitting in the left field stands... Waiting for the game to start.
  9. Riverbrian
    OK... When it rains... The Worms in an effort to avoid the water come out of the ground. If... Worms make effort to avoid water... How do Fish know that they like eating them? And... If Cats avoid water... And they do... How do Cats know that they like eating Fish? The questions we run across in life are vast and difficult.
  10. Riverbrian
    Too Funny!!! You to!!! I can't catch fish either... I could be sitting in a boat with the world's greatest Walleye fisherman (I believe that is Kent Hrbek)... Herbie could be pulling in walleye every 10 seconds. He could do everything the same and hand me the line... and I would get nothing for 3 hours. He of course would then take the line back and resume catching walleye every ten seconds.
  11. Riverbrian
    I rounded down and also keep in mind that the Canadian Calculator was actually made in Taiwan and they don't recognize the Number 9.
  12. Riverbrian
    Here's another Northern Ontario Tidbit: If you are standing in the exact center of Northern Ontario. Stay Healthy!!! The Nearest Hospital is in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
  13. Riverbrian
    Northern Ontario? Wow... When you get away... You really get away... I looked up some facts: Northern Ontario is approximately 10 Billion Square Miles. For the Canadian... That's 584 Billion Kilometers. Northern Ontario has a population of 7... To compare and contrast... The Planet Mars is 142 Million Square miles and has a population of 8. Of the Population of 8 on Planet Mars... 6 of them are regular posters on Twins Daily.
  14. Riverbrian
    Yeah... It's usually the Wife who says "we're" ready. I got two myself. They also took the all star break off seemingly. So... I had no excuses left to offer when my wife suggested mowing the lawn or helping in the garden. I need my Twins... Good or Bad... It matters not.
  15. Riverbrian
    One more thing... If you run into Elvis Presley... It's not him.
  16. Riverbrian
    Yes Captain Louis Renault... There is Gambling allowed. When I went to Vegas... I was "Shocked, Shocked, to find that gambling is going on in here".
  17. Riverbrian
    Have A Great Time Chitown!!! You deserve it. At the Craps Table... Keep to the pass line... It's your best odds. Also... If you run into anyone interesting... You should probably stay away from the chapel until sobriety comes back around. Also... It's very warm in Vegas in July... Dress Scantily... Just like Chief does... He wears a tube top everyday in July.
  18. Riverbrian
    Cleveland: SP Scott Kazmir Bourn - CF Cabrera - SS Kipnis - 2B Swisher - 1B Brantley - LF Santana - DH Chisenhall - 3B Gomes - C Stubbs - RF Minnesota: SP Mike Pelfrey Dozier - 2B Plouffe - 3B Mauer - C Morneau - 1B Doumit - RF Colabello - DH Hicks - CF Thomas - LF Florimon - SS Things to think about for tonight's game: 1. Think about baseball being back... You never know what you got until its gone. It's been 4 days of not knowing what to do with myself and the ideas I actually came up with for doing with myself. Were not good! 2. Think about the rotation... We just had 4 days off from baseball... So everyone is basically ready to start. Gardenhire can reset his rotation and the order he chose was Pelfrey, Correia, Diamond, Gibson and Deduno. Is he trying to matchup against the Indians or just keeping the same rotation and he forgot that Deduno was supposed to go before Gibson. 3. Think about the New Call Ups... Chris Herrmann, Doug Bernier and Chris Colabello are up with the club replacing Arcia, Parmelee and Escobar. These are big moments for the 3 new players. 4. Think about Justin Morneau... After Perkins... He appears to be the most talked about trade candidate. 5. Think about flotation devices on airplanes... Your seat becoming a floatation device is nice but it would be a better idea for... you know... boats... With airplanes I wonder if your seat becoming a parachute would be a better idea.
  19. Riverbrian
    Alright... Hopefully no one will take offense... But I'm going to prune a few posts from this thread including some of mine and see if we can keep things fun and lighthearted and not heavy discussion over negative or positive. We have plenty of other threads for that sort of thing.
  20. Riverbrian
    Nurse... I agree with you... However you may have missed the spirit of the thread by a little bit. It should be more like this!!!
  21. Riverbrian
    I'm betting on yes... Or else you are eating the brat wrong.
  22. Riverbrian
    Grand Forkites can't high five either. They typically don't know that it's coming.
  23. Riverbrian
    I loved it!!! I'd like him to quote some "Rage Against the Machine "Killing in the Name" next.
  24. Riverbrian
    Its a bad High 5... Justin appears to have slapped Joe's Wrist. Justin is Canadian and Canadians are notoriously bad at high fiving. I once attempted to high 5 with a Manitoban because he successfully passed a sobriety checkpoint. He broke off the antenna on my car.
  25. Riverbrian
    I love this thread... Positives can be found anywhere... For example... Drew Butera is 6-1 and 6-1 is considered to be tall minus the worry of being decapitated by a powerful ceiling fan. Drew Butera also did a great job playing Kevin Costner's father John Kinsella in "Field of Dreams"
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