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  1. Riverbrian
    The First time is always a special moment in a girls life. We should all be giving her advice right now. 1. Don't use your real name. 2. If you get ahead on a slot machine... Walk Away... And never play them again!!! whose got 3 4 and 5?
  2. Riverbrian
    Thats a Good Point... You could use ChiTownVikesFan
  3. Riverbrian
    I spent two days in Vegas and it was all in one day.
  4. Riverbrian
    Is that you at the Pool or in the Shower?
  5. Riverbrian
    Glorm... The Luxor Floor looks much different up close after passing out.
  6. Riverbrian
    And if she would have simply told her to click them when she pulled them off the dead house crushed witches feet. Dark Side of the Moon would have been much shorter!!!
  7. Riverbrian
    Florimon! Love it... That's Baseball... You win games that way!
  8. Riverbrian
    It's good to have baseball back... Last night I had to watch the Wizard of Oz with my wife. I noticed something that I didn't notice before. At the end of the movie... Dorothy says to the Scarecrow. "I think I'll miss you most of all". My wife says "ahh that's nice". And I'm thinking... She just said that in front of the Tin Man and Lion!!! What a horrible little child!!! Probably broke the Tin Mans new heart right there.
  9. Riverbrian
    Yeah... Lake Tahoe... Canada... Same Psychography.
  10. Riverbrian
    Thats why Small Town life is better... In Minneapolis... That isn't even a story... In a smaller town like Mankato... Big News... And Snepp will know who you are.
  11. Riverbrian
    Great throw by Mauer
  12. Riverbrian
    Thats kinda true... Bakersfield started as a stopover. It was Oklahoma Women... Who said... "Stop this Wagon!!! I'm going no further!!! I've been sitting on this dusty board Bouncing And bouncing and bouncing... It's hot... There were Indians shooting at us and I'm tired of eating Jerky. That's it!!! I'm done... Unload this wagon right here... Right now"!!!
  13. Riverbrian
    Chris Colabello... You gotta protect Son...
  14. Riverbrian
    That was the wildest pitch I've seen in awhile.
  15. Riverbrian
    Ok... Raise your hand... How many of us have taken that melted chocolate bar and tried to eat it anyway? Licking the melted chocolate from the little creases and folds and getting more on your face and hands in the process.
  16. Riverbrian
    Thank God... You clarified that... I wasn't sure what a Doinker was... And I wasn't sure what a Plouffe was either.
  17. Riverbrian
    I'm doing OK... If we keep the K's below 23 tonight... I'm gonna be alright.
  18. Riverbrian
    PLOUFFE... or should I type STUBBS
  19. Riverbrian
    Its absolutely stupid... Until it works.
  20. Riverbrian
    Merle Haggard is from Oklahoma and he helped create the Bakersfield Sound. The Band KORN is from Bakersfield and if they were from Oklahoma... They would know how to spell Corn.
  21. Riverbrian
    Ok... 0 Runs 1 Hit But.. Only 2 strikeouts... Strangely I'm happy with that.
  22. Riverbrian
    I don't think it will work 9. Lipstick is just funnier than 11. Lipstick
  23. Riverbrian
    Thats almost a Tom Petty song.
  24. Riverbrian
    I had to run that through the translator... It came out as: You Empty-headed animal Chief... Riverbrian farts in your General Direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
  25. Riverbrian
    Lipstick
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