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  1. Riverbrian
    Chief was trying the reverse jinx thing as well. Atta Boy Chief!!!
  2. Riverbrian
    Teacher is teaching a sex education class for adults. Teacher looks at the class and asks a question. "How many kissable areas on a women's body." Buck 91 yells out 42!!! Teacher looks directly at Ashbury and asks the question again. Ashbury thinks and says "4" while struggling his shoulders. Buck 91 yells out 42!!! the teacher then turns to Chief and ask the question. Chief says... "5" Buck 91 yells out 42!!! the teacher then turns to a sweet old lady and asks the question. The Old Lady says... "Just one... The Lips" Buck 91 yells out... 43!!!
  3. Riverbrian
    ChiTown did you just email me this photo from the plane?
  4. Riverbrian
    At least Plouffe F7'ed.
  5. Riverbrian
    He does kinda look like he was called up from Jeff Dunham's trunk.
  6. Riverbrian
    Bernier... Making a difference.
  7. Riverbrian
    Chicago didnt do it... Las Vegas didnt do it. Twins Daily can do it.
  8. Riverbrian
    Sometimes you look in the bag and pull out the lob wedge.
  9. Riverbrian
    Yes... It worked.
  10. Riverbrian
    I don't mind Bernier getting a start. Its a big night for him. However... Thomas is starting to bug me.
  11. Riverbrian
    Yeah... We created the Cheetos Cat.
  12. Riverbrian
    Bernier is gonna OPS over 1,000 and then it will be obvious.
  13. Riverbrian
    Mauer mound visit transcript: Joe: Sam you are missing inside Sam: They looked like strikes. Joe: Look how the camera is positioned in CF... It's a bad camera angle... It's almost Left Center Field Sam: Ok... I'll throw a little more to the right.
  14. Riverbrian
    I see the early signs of daylight fading in Grand Forks. It's gonna head west.
  15. Riverbrian
    The game is on... Now I gotta go to bed
  16. Riverbrian
    The game hasn't started and I've been booed.
  17. Riverbrian
    I was on the international date line once. Ended up taking out a lady from Peru to dinner.
  18. Riverbrian
    I'm watching a documentary waiting for the game. Sea Turtles return to the beach en masse and each sea turtle will dig a hole on the beach and lay 100 to 200 eggs. Tens of thousands of sea turtles hatch and dig themselves out of the hole and must crawl 100 yards to the safety of the sea while being picked off one by one by predators. 1 to 5 percent make the sea... The rest are food. Sounds like life in the minor leagues.
  19. Riverbrian
    You Pacific Time Zone people are messing me up... I'm supposed to be watching a game right now. I'm sitting here watching a game with my imagination. We are up 3-0.
  20. Riverbrian
    As his captor... I demand... Ummm... An autographed Tom Kelly baseball... Have it signed... To my biggest fan... Chief
  21. Riverbrian
    The Mile High Club?
  22. Riverbrian
    OK I'll say it. IDK
  23. Riverbrian
    Twins: SP Samuel Deduno Angels: SP Joe Blanton Things to think about for Tonight's Game 1. Think about Deduno... He's doing well... Let him continue doing well. We could use him in 2014. 2. Think about Blanton... He's not doing well... Pitchers who are not doing well present opportunities for the offense to do well. 3. Think about our offense... Our offense is not doing well... It may not matter if Blanton is not doing well... A struggling offense can be the tonic Blanton is looking for. 4. Think about Plouffe... Many players need to get it going... Plouffe perhaps needs to get it going more than anyone else on the roster. 5. Think about unexpected gifts... I got a package delivered to me today... Where it typically says "Open Here" it says "Open Somewhere Else" I haven't opened the package yet because that marking has completely confused me.
  24. Riverbrian
    I'm not sure what you mean by never says anything. Does he jump on every pause and cue? No he doesn't and he can comes across awkward because he doesn't. But when he says something... It's baseball and if all you are getting out of it is "gotta give credit to the other team"... I'm not sure what to say.
  25. Riverbrian
    I know what talented and smooth sounds like. I hear talented and smooth to varying degrees all the time. I'd rather listen to TK.
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