Actually that would have been funny. The Kids hand you the ball... You sign it... Hand it back and say "That'll have to do... Justin is Busy... Next!!!
Babies should be named with initials that spell something. If a boy... I like Brian for a first name... Middle name should start with an A... So how bout Aardvark. There ya go... Brian Aardvark Mauer... Initials BAM... Baby Bam Bam... It's perfect.