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  1. Riverbrian
    Hendricks is attacking the zone in the wrong zone.
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    The First Time I head the song... I thought the 45 had a skip.
  3. Riverbrian
    Check this out: Bill Withers - Use Me - YouTube Bill Withers is fantastic
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    And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
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    Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.
  6. Riverbrian
    Just how small is that sweatshirt? And wouldn't a sweatshirt block the use of its wings.
  7. Riverbrian
    If North or GCTF were here... They could tell you... But you wouldn't be ale to understand them because of their thick Canadian Accents.
  8. Riverbrian
    No... But that would have made it an interesting story. In the car with him was Felicity Huffman... So... It's not that interesting.
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    Probably... It was odd... I was walking inside a Target when he drove thru the Electronics Aisle.
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    I know... I was almost killed by a couple of them. I was in Tampa Florida and I just missed getting run over by Evan Longoria driving a Corvette.
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    I've got a bout of August Alergies.... Other than that... I'm just channeling a little Crocodile Hunter.
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    Crikey... You are such a feisty little Sheila... You are... Such a pretty girl you are... What I have here is called an orchestral librarian. You can find these gorgeous creatures in cities like Chicago. They are very particular creatures... They like music and they preserve and catalog it. Ok... You want to go now... Off you go... Such a pretty girl. Ok... If we keep walking.... We will find what we are looking for... Just ahead... If we keep going... We find one of those elusive Beverly Hills Lawyers.
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    Twins: SP Liam Hendriks 2B Dozier C Herrmann 1B Morneau DH Willingham RF Doumit LF Arcia 3B Plouffe CF Thomas SS Florimon Indians: SP Zach McAllister CF Bourn 1B Swisher 2B Kipnis DH Santana LF Brantley SS Cabrera C Gomes 3B Chisenhall RF Stubbs Things to Think About: 1. Think about Arcia... He's back... I don't know why but I just feel better having him in the lineup. 2. Think about Herrmann... Rookie Smookie... It's often been said that Rookies tend to struggle when they face MLB Pitching for the first time. That is probably true but there are some rookies who try to ignore that. Herrmann is ignoring it and he is playing like he wants to stay. 3. Think About Gardenhire... Herrmann has to be impressing Gardenhire with his play... If Herrmann is going to be on the opening day roster in 2014... Advocacy from Gardenhire would be an important to Herrmann... However... Will Gardenhire be around to give to be an advocate for Herrmann. BTW... Gardenhire is 11 Wins from 1,000. 4. Think about a big winning streak... The Twins have 35 games left... If they win all 35 Games... They will finish with a 92-70 record... That might be good enough for the playoffs. 5. Think about Plants... People say you should talk to Plants... About 18 years ago I did. I had a short conversation with Robert Plant. Robert was 6 feet tall when I started talking to him... I just looked it up... Today's he's 6-1. He clearly grew... I think this talking to plants stuff actually works.
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    I think the Twins are past the matchup portion of the year and into... If I could just find a starter portion.
  17. Riverbrian
    You need to work on your segues.
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    Whatever?
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    We have other people who program that over and over again. My formats are on the rock side.
  20. Riverbrian
    Ok how Bout this One? Q: How do you keep your Husband or Boyfriend from reading your emails? A: Rename the folder "Instruction Manual".
  21. Riverbrian
    The Joke was about Idaho and his lack of understanding of women?
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    Idaho gave a sermon one Sunday and it pleased The Lord... God: Idaho... That sermon was so well done... I've decided to grant you anything. One Thing... You name it. Idaho: I think a Bridge to Hawaii would be wonderful... I'd like to be able to drive there. God: your request is very materialistic... Think of the logistics... The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean... The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it but its hard to justify your desire for worldly things. Why don't you take a little more time and come up with something else. Idaho: Ok... Women... I'd like to understand women... Truly understand them... What do they feel deep down inside... What makes them happy... What makes them cry. God: Do you want that bridge to be two or four lanes.
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    I was driving down the interstate the last weekend when the Highway Patrol turned its lights on behind me. I stepped on it. I took off... Got my car up to 150MPH... Changing Lanes and passing by cars like a pro. Finally I thought to myself... What am I doing and I pulled over. Highway Patrol Officer comes up to my window and says: What the hell are you doing? I told him: My wife left me for a highway patrol officer... I was worried you were going to give her back.
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    Nice throw Herrmann...
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    Happy Birthday to you Glorm. Good Food and Cartoons does sound nice.
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