Wife: What are you doing? Me: I was gonna sit down and watch the Twins. Wife: You have a football game to do tonight. Me: It's Thursday Wife: It says Valparaiso on the schedule...Thursday. Me: Believe me... Valparaiso ain't football. Wife: You better Go... kickoff is in 30 Minutes. Me: OK. (Next Night) Wife: What are you doing? Me: I was gonna sit down and watch the Twins. Wife: We have that prayer service tonight. Me: Why do they schedule them at night when the Twins are on? Wife: I don't know... They just do. Me: When my time comes... No prayer service... Just chuck me in the river and tells folks that I left you and you don't know where I went. Wife: That exactly what I had already planned to do.