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  1. Riverbrian
    Yeah... You can replace it with Corn and Butter.
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    What if its a day game?
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    Nope... It's Whoopi Goldberg
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    Well Good... I learned something today.
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    Which Part... Corn... Butter?
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    If Chief was managing... He'd be bunting all the time.
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    No... But give him a couple years and he will be.
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    I didn't read the article because I'm busy thinking up goofy stuff... But... Bunting is a good idea if you are playing for one run. However... If you are trying to win a game... Bunting is a bad idea. The biggest problem with bunting is... It potentially kills the crooked number. 3 4 or 5 run innings win ball games... It's much harder to get the big inning if you are giving up an out... You need string some things together. A bunt cuts the string.
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    It didnt work!
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    I'd like to help... You are a friend and I want you to be happy... Here is some Brian Dozier information for you... Stuff to help you when you finally make your move: 1. Brian is from Fulton Mississippi 2. He has small town sensibilities... Fulton is population 3,882. 3. Fulton is building a plant for Cellulosic Ethonol. Brian knows what that means for the local economy. 4. Brian is a fan of NASCAR... He was a big Kyle Petty Fan. 5. He wears an Elvis Costume every Halloween 6. He loves Corn on the Cob and eats it by putting the whole cob in his mouth clamping down and pulling the cob out slowly while his teeth pull each kernel off on the way out. Before he swallows the Corn he puts an entire stick of butter in his mouth and then swallows the whole works. 7. Brian likes to read... But he doesn't know how... He simply makes up what he wants the book to say. His favorite book is For Whom the Bell Tolls by Hemingway... Brian says its about a Panda Bear that got lost in Vancouver while searching for a better brand of bamboo. 8. He has the days of the week sewn into his underwear... Since he can't read... He wears Wednesday on Friday. 9. Brian likes piña Colodas and getting caught in the rain... And he laughs when his girlfriend answers the exact same personal ad that he does. 10. Brian also like Puppies and Old People.
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    It doesn't take much coaxing to lead you down that path... Does it?
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    If I have another Kid... I'm gonna name him Firestone... If its a girl Good Year.
  17. Riverbrian
    Pinto is acting like he wants to stay
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    Shock absorbers would be great idea for some of my comments as well!
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    oops... Yeah forgot about him... Ok... Pressure is off Pelfrey.
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    Its a good idea and I'm sure the technology is on its way. Concussions is becoming the necessity and that's the mother... Of... Something. I think shock absorbed technology would be a good idea for 1 year olds as well.
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    Twins: SP Mike Pelfrey CF Mastroianni 2B Dozier 3B Plouffe RF Arcia DH Doumit LF Willingham C Pinto 1B Colabello SS Florimon White Sox: SP Jose Quintana CF De Aza SS Ramirez LF Viciedo DH Dunn 1B Konerko RF Danks 2B Beckham C Phegley 3B Semien Things to Think About: 1. Think about Josmil Pinto... As of September 2013... He's the best person to think about right now... Brian Dozier is here to stay... Joe Mauer is not around... Colabello has been around for awhile... Josmil is the fresh shiny package around all the unwrapped and played with toys. 2. Think about Joe Mauer... He's been gone along time now. It's not PC these days to make light of concussions. We saw what happened to Morneau with his concussion... With that said... I think I suffered about 97 of them in my youth... I got back at it very quickly... The only thing that happened... is that I started punctuating with ellipses... Why do they seem to effect Twins Players harder than other Baseball Teams. 3. Think about Mike Pelfrey... As of September 2013... The Current Starting Rotation... Pelfrey... Correia... Hernandez... Diamond and Hendriks... If you look at those five arms... It's pretty clear... Pelfrey and Correia have to lead the way. Hopefully Pelfrey can do some leading tonight. 4. Think about Brian Dozier... He's had his day off... He should be rested and ready to hit that dinger that puts him alone in the lead for home runs on the team. 5. Think about how far we've come as individuals... When I think back to my younger days... I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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    Glunn: It was a good thread my Brother!
  23. Riverbrian
    Again... With the apple crisp.
  24. Riverbrian
    Old Nurse and Leviathan Leviathan: Go ahead choke me all you want. I will still make my point!!!
  25. Riverbrian
    Ashbury out to dinner with ChiTown: ChiTown: Will you look at me when you talk to me Ashbury: I am ChiTown: Look in my eyes Ashbury: Oh... right... sorry.
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