Riverbrian

I have a copyright on the "Push on the Pull Door" technique.

Or you can be thankful that you missed it. Look at the time... It's 9:30... Two Hours deep and 5 innings haven't been completed. There will be a light smattering of people who stick this one out.

Good for 9th best on the team.

If I had a nickel for Everytime I've entered a room exactly like that.

I thought about naming one of my boys Cole... I was also considering Lignite for a name as well.

Cole DeVries has enterered the fray!!!

It was 1985... I had a case of wanderlust so I threw a dart on the map and decided to spend a month where it landed. At first I was disappointed when the dart hit Terre Haute because I wasn't sure how to pronounce it. So I tried again... On my second dart toss... I hit Lake Superior pretty much dead center. I debated... Terre Haute or Lake Superior Dead Center for a month... As you can imagine... I obviously opted for Lake Superior. About 20 days into my adventure in a small boat in the middle of Lake Superior... This Girl came by in a cabin cruiser and invited me on board. She said she wanted me! And I wanted her... She wasn't that great looking... But it had been 20 days in a small boat. So OK... Bring it on... Her name was Indiana... Well... I'm married Now... And I can't go back there.

The Cabbage Patch again?

R. Dean Taylor was the reference... But now that you mention it. I might have a story.

Some Badgers for example... Reach reproductive maturity around 6 to 12 months.

Yeah... Also Baby Face Nelson... Barack Obama... John Wayne Gacy... Bob Newhart... Sam Giancana and Dennis DeYoung.

Yeah Capone... Dillinger... Willie the Wimp.

Indiana Wants Me... Lord I can't go back there.

I wish I had gone to my school to... Maybe i'd understand the appropriate place for ellipses.

Who could eat at a time like that... Besides George Costanza. Glorm: There's a naked lady... And I suddenly want pizza.

Cooking? No Way... That outfit is more appropriate for Church or PTA meeting instead.

That does look delicious. Looking at the shadow... I get the impression that you hold your left hand out... Fingers spread when you take photos.

We will need to know what you are baking... And we will require a photo when they are done. Dont worry about Bark... He's already baked

GLORM!!! Hows it Hanging Glorm? Now you type -- Duct tape... Yeah Duct tape.

Pelfrey ERA is below FIVE... So is the age that I act.

A's: SP Sonny Gray CF Crisp 3B Donaldson SS Lowrie RF Moss LF Cespedes 1B Barton DH Smith C Vogt 2B Sogard Twins: SP Mike Pelfrey CF Presley 3B Escobar 2B Dozier RF Arcia DH Plouffe LF Willingham 1B Parmelee C Herrmann SS Florimon Things to Think about: 1. Think about Sonny Gray... The Kid has been good with a 2.51 ERA since coming up from the farm recently. Kids that start good tend to stutter after awhile and maybe he will stutter tonight. I'm not sure I'd want a name like Sonny Gray... The two names seemed opposed to each other. He's like a conflicted sky. He's been Sonny so far... Let's make him Gray tonight. 2. Think about Eduardo Escobar... Batting 2nd and manning the 3B Spot... Been awhile since we seen him... For his sake... I hope he does well. 3. Think about Alex Presley... He is kicking Justin Morneau's rear end so far... Clearly we have won this trade with Pittsburgh. Morneau is 6 for 27 with only 1 extra base hit (a double). Presley... He's been 14 for 40... (2 doubles and 1 Dinger). We fleeced them Pirates... Raise that Jolly Roger!!! 4. Think about Dozier and the Hammer and the Plouffe... When game 162 concludes... Who will be the home run leader on the Twins. Dozier has 17 and that ties him with Justin Morneau for the team lead... Willingham and Plouffe have 14 bombs. Or will Arcia or Colabello get insanely hot and blow past the field. What were the odds at the beginning of the year that Dozier would be the home run leader. 100 to 1? 200 to 1? Dozier... Home Run Leader... is quite possible. 5. Think about Taxes... A Fine is a tax for doing wrong... A Tax is a fine for doing well.

I'm confused... Blue Titleist... What are you talking about?

I know... But what really matters is... Do they work on the ladies... I've been outta the game for awhile.

Umm... Mine are Blue