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  1. Riverbrian
    About 25 years ago I was flying to Atlanta. All of a sudden... The Engines started sputtering and the stewardess started going through crash instructions. She said that this wasn't a drill... the plane was going to crash. The lady sitting next to me looked at me and said... "If I'm gonna die this way... I wanna die feeling like a woman". She then started to take her clothes off. So I took my shirt off... Handed it to her and said... "Here... Iron this".
  2. Riverbrian
    A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting... Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance... The golf pro saw her heading back: Golf Pro: “You are back early, what’s wrong?” Woman: “I was stung by a bee!” Golf Pro: “Where?” Woman: “Between the first and second hole.” Golf: “Your stance is far too wide.”
  3. Riverbrian
    Uhh Thielbar... You need to cover home... And Doumit... You should probably catch that.
  4. Riverbrian
    Sexist comments are pretty standard. Here's to women... They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent!!!
  5. Riverbrian
    Whew... Yeah that's right Roger... RB is in Lima Ohio. Go get em.
  6. Riverbrian
    There we go... 1-0 Twins... We can rest easy now.
  7. Riverbrian
    Alex... That would be What is a Saturday Night for Ashbury. I'll take Ashbury Days of the week for 200.
  8. Riverbrian
    C'mon Colabello.
  9. Riverbrian
    I don't like the Tigers uniform... Home or Away... It don't matter.
  10. Riverbrian
    You are gonna fly one of them A-10's to North Dakota and Bomb my house aren't ya. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
  11. Riverbrian
    The best thing about Iowa... Maid-Rites. The Best thing about Michigan... Either Frosted Flakes... Pop Tarts or the Dodge Dart.
  12. Riverbrian
    Now Now... Methuselah was very proud of his experience and the wisdom that comes with it.
  13. Riverbrian
    You can... Idaho did it. I won't change my name because I've registered a lot of posts under Riverbrian and by now people know to ignore any posts by Riverbrian. Changing my handle just wouldn't be fair to others.
  14. Riverbrian
    No... I know a bunch more... Dubuque just has a nice ring to it.
  15. Riverbrian
    You should change from "IowaTwins" to "MichiganTwins". You are misleading because I assumed you were posting from Dubuque.
  16. Riverbrian
    Happy Birthday Idaho!!! The actual State of Idaho turns 124 years old on July 3rd. I have a suspicion that the actual land mass that is called Idaho today has been around much longer than that and Chief has been around much longer than that.
  17. Riverbrian
    I want one... After the game I'm gonna build a lobster tank In preparation for. By build... I actually mean that I'm gonna fill up the bathtub and toss in some salt if needed.
  18. Riverbrian
    Yeah well... That's Wiki... Anybody can post on that.
  19. Riverbrian
    They are Purple.
  20. Riverbrian
    Twins: SP Kevin Correia 2B Dozier RF Herrmann DH Morneau C Doumit 1B Colabello 3B Plouffe CF Thomas LF Ramirez SS Florimon Tigers: SP Anibel Sanchez CF Jackson RF Hunter 3B Cabrera 1B Fielder DH Martinez LF Dirks 2B Infante SS Iglasias C Holaday Things to Think About: 1. Think about Porcello...Yeah that was fun beating Porcello last night. The degree of difficulty gets steeper after that. Here come Sanchez. 2. Think about Mauer... A Concussion or at least concussion like symptoms and a trip to that 7 day DL. Thee Ole Foul Tip off the Catcher's Mask was the culprit. In my opinion... Catcher is the greatest position to play. Except for that foul tip stuff. 3. Think about Morneau... The Reports of his Power Gone forever were greatly exaggerated it seems. Turns out he was just resting from April through July to get ready for August. Who needs Mauer and Willingham in the lineup tonight... Justin seems to be ready to carry the team. Is he getting interesting to contending clubs yet? 4. Think about Cabrera... He didn't do much damage yesterday. Any chance he will make it two nights in a row. Maybe we should try extra hard to keep Jackson and Hunter off the bases in front of him. 5. Think about Orange... It's an Orange and a Fruit. It's a good thing that an Orange isn't Blue or something because that would be real confusing. On the other hand... We could use some Blue food because I can't think of any.
  21. Riverbrian
    That would be awesome.
  22. Riverbrian
    ​Morneau
  23. Riverbrian
    Children will make you dizzy.
  24. Riverbrian
    You needed to put "7." In front of yours but... since Mr. Brooks didnt put a "6." In front of his...the numbering system got off track.
  25. Riverbrian
    You need to put a "6." In front of other stuff to think about.
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