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  1. And finally... "See my friend over there... He wants to know if you think I'm cute"? or I'm not trying to impress you... But... I am The real Batman!!!
  2. Your eyes are amazing... They are as blue as the toilet water at home.
  3. Hello I'm Brian... I'm not really this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet.
  4. (Throwing Ice on the floor and then stepping on it). Now that the ice is broken... What's Your Name?
  5. Small World... I was watching extreme hotties the other day.
  6. I'm not an Apple defender... I have an IPad... I like it... I don't want an IPhone but the convenience of IPad/IPhone/ICloud is hard to overcome.
  7. Yeah... But I don't believe you.
  8. Let me guess... iPhone.
  9. Wow she is holding a phone. And I didn't notice that she was... I'm not sure how I missed that.
  10. I'm 70 percent sold... I just need someone to tell me that IPad... iPhone connection doesn't matter.
  11. Excuse me... Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  12. Thats the kinda definitive guidance I was looking for.
  13. Thats why it was an easy statement for Gardy to make.
  14. I like... Hello... I'm new in town... Can you tell me how to get to your place?
  15. Or... During Work!!!
  16. Wife: What are you doing? Me: I was gonna sit down and watch the Twins. Wife: You have a football game to do tonight. Me: It's Thursday Wife: It says Valparaiso on the schedule...Thursday. Me: Believe me... Valparaiso ain't football. Wife: You better Go... kickoff is in 30 Minutes. Me: OK. (Next Night) Wife: What are you doing? Me: I was gonna sit down and watch the Twins. Wife: We have that prayer service tonight. Me: Why do they schedule them at night when the Twins are on? Wife: I don't know... They just do. Me: When my time comes... No prayer service... Just chuck me in the river and tells folks that I left you and you don't know where I went. Wife: That exactly what I had already planned to do.
  17. For Barks sake... You best not. answer that... I mean.
  18. You'd have to change your name to AssBuried.
  19. Yes... Another great band!!! Same style!!! Gas Money out of Philadelphia is another good one.
  20. It makes sense... I just feel like being pulled toward apple and while I'm reaching for the galaxy. Is the Android world much different? Maybe I could have the best of both worlds with the galaxy?
  21. Modern Old time Country... They wear the Buck Owens suits and take Hank Williams up a notch. Great Band!!!
  22. Yeah but since I haven't been around... It means Glorm hasn't been around me. Matter of fact... You haven't been around me either!
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