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  1. Riverbrian
    (Raise Glass for a toast) Here's to Swimmin' with Cello playin' Women.
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    Bark and Myself
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    You place the Cello between your legs and those S shaped things are called f-holes. I just want to point out that my post crossed no line... My post is innocent and factual... Any line crossing has been by interpretations of my factual statement.
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    Seriously... Do you know how homoerotic that sounds?
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    Thats good... Because one of these days... We are all gonna show up unannounced.
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    You could beat them with a Cello. Try to stab them with the end pin... Push their face through an f-Hole. Or is that too much... An over reaction of sorts?
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    I know... And they laugh at nudity!!!
  9. Riverbrian
    Truck Stop Food Rocks!!!
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    No Soup For You!!!
  11. Riverbrian
    My favorite target is Bonnie the 60 year old Business Manager at work. She is a super collider like myself. At least 3 times a week we round corners at the same time. Its gotten to the point that it doesn't even faze me when I knock over her 60 year old body anymore. I just help her up and say see you tomorrow... Same place I'm sure.
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    Father Guido: I got this idea for a school I would like to start, something called the Five Minute University. The idea is that in five minutes you learn what the average college graduate remembers five years after he or she is out of school. It would cost like twenty dollars. That might seem like a lot of money, twenty dollars just for five minutes, but that's for like tuition, cap and gown rental, graduation picture, snacks, everything. Everything included. You know, like in college you have to take a foreign language. Well, at the Five Minute University you can have your choice, any language you want you can take it. Say if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "¿Como está usted?" that means, "how are you", and the answer is "muy bien," means "very well." And believe me, if you took two years of college Spanish, five years after you are out of school "¿Como está usted?" and "muy bien" about all you're gonna remember. So in my school that's all you learn. You see, you don't have to waste your time with conjugations and vocabulary, all that junk. You'll just forget it anyway, what's the difference. Economics? "Supply and Demand." That's it. Business is, "you buy something, and you sell it for more."
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    Yes I do... They call me Smash Atom the Super Collider around these parts.
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    When I was a bachelor... I used to buy noodles... Tuna and cream of celery soup... And I'd mix them together and I'd have that every other night... Kraft Mac and Cheese the other nights. Unless I didn't have any clean pans to cook in... Then it was Doritos or Crackers and Cheez Whiz. I was in my 20's and I could have ate Tupperware and my system would have been ok.
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    That is an excellent point!
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    It had to be posted tonight... Otherwise it may never be posted. You gotta walk through those windows when they open!
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    Ahh... You see... I've learned again... I love this game thread... For the pure education. You will have to forgive George... He had 14 more campaign stops and he had to eat corn on the cob at each stop... He simply couldn't eat an entire corn each time and he also couldn't wait for it to be cooked apparently.
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    I took the dog to the store, ran to the car and washed while walking.
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    I'm willing to play but I was thrown off by the Horizontal Vertical thing.
  20. Riverbrian
    George W.: Iowa... I'm your guy... This Ethanol tastes fantastic.
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    Whaddya Mean... I'm the guy laying on the floor.
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    And she is never without.
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    Request? Pfft... It's a challenge!!!
  25. Riverbrian
    I like that... Or how bout more specific... Game Night in Kuala Lumpur.
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