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  1. I don't know... How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  2. I'm looking over this crime report for Grand Rapids. It says here... Someone is assaulted every 11 hours and 42 Minutes. I wonder who it is... Jeez... The poor guy.
  3. http://klipd.com/screenshots/5d6f4e0ae479db92aae05bb03ff3849c-2.jpg
  4. From the replays that I saw... Couldn't tell if his foot actually touched the bag. If it touched it was clearly an out. And Yeah... I decided to eat all 4 of them. I'm a problem solver.
  5. I agree I'm not sure how that stuff flows naturally out of his head. Kinda like a syrup of some kind.
  6. Actually the responses were pretty good and maybe even better But the correct answer is: One... Because they are very efficient and not very funny.
  7. I'm gonna ask that we all refrain from personal attacks on Pelfrey. You can say he pitched badly... He Did. But... Beyond that. Not treating him like a human being is something that isn't called for. He pitched badly but unless anyone has evidence that he decided to pitch badly on purpose. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt that he's at least human.
  8. How many Germans does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
  9. I went to the Corner Shop Today Bought a couple of Corners.
  10. I don't know... How do you get a sweet quiet spoken little 80 year old to yell the F-Word at the top of her lungs?
  11. Last Night... My Mother In Law fell down a wishing well. That was amazing... I never knew how they worked.
  12. Today in Grand Rapids the Police arrested two kids. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks They Charged one and let the other one off.
  13. Why Not... I've got a case of Founders in the fridge... Along with Some Fruit Cups... Milk... Butter... Eggs and something I can't identify.
  14. Yeah... That's what the coaches coach at every level. Hicks might have missed that day though.
  15. If he is ruled safe I'll hate it with you. If he is ruled out... I'm gonna give it a kiss.
  16. And North says Oot Let's call the whole thing off
  17. Exactly... Well Close. Since the votes came to slow and I couldn't decide... I opened all 4 and just mixed them all together.
  18. No Matter if we are in it or not. I've decided to watch the Twins Game and Game Thread inebriated. Just to see if my posts get better.
  19. Hicks has a strong arm. It flies past the target really quick
  20. Jokes like this have been done before but that usually doesn't stop me so here goes Last time I said that was last May
  21. News like that is OK to read in 3 successive posts. So I Liked Each One
  22. That wasn't on my list of things to warm up
  23. I know... the suspense is killing me. Either that or what's in these bags is killing me.
  24. That was last week. I picked up a Chicago Style Papa Murphy's and it provided my dinner needs at home for the entire week.
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