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  1. I just thought of some more questions: How dangerous is your supermarket? Is that chain link fence necessary? Is it barbed wire on top?
  2. How dare they play commercials. Let's Barricade this Radio Station.
  3. Supermarkets can be very tricky. They place the Sugary Cereal at a child's eye level just to sell an extra box of Captain Crunch. And now the new trick in product placement. Corn Chips on Top of Gatorade.
  4. No Worries... Come Monday it'll be alright.
  5. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
  6. And the Marlins offense has been MIN. You gotta love Baseball.
  7. I was going to say that selling high isn't always profitable. Especially when you got the munchies. Your comment was much more succinct. Better Crafted.
  8. The Bottom Card will not change in this GIF.
  9. Well... Obviously not... Nobody bothered to total them up for me. So... we lose the lead for nothing.
  10. Could been part of package for Chris Sale.
  11. Come to think of it... That might have been a jinx. Obviously committed by me without Malice or forethought but a Jinx nonetheless.
  12. That's just great... His trade value is next to nothing now.
  13. Hit has to me the next progression in the algorithm.
  14. How many innings of 2-2 baseball in the past 36 hours?
  15. One of my favorite parts of baseball is watching major league first games, moments. I insist on being there for every one.
  16. Believe me she doesn't. She likes them colors soft.
  17. Oh Yeah Had to do it by myself... But, I found away for her take over. I started to paint with my left hand exclusively. By doing that... it looked like I was doing it wrong and she insisted on taking over. That is how I've remained married for 29 years.
  18. Three true outcomes at Dave and Busters High Score, Game Over and Food Sickness.
  19. Athletes named Thorpe... Gotta be good. Athletes named Wade... Also Good.
  20. About twenty years ago I was sitting in the living room with my wife. Mrs. Riverbrian: We need to paint. Riverbrian: What? Mrs. Riverbrian: The living room walls... We need to paint them (Silence) Mrs. Riverbrian: I'm thinking Lavender or maybe a Mauve color... What do you think? Riverbrian: You are slowly sucking the life out of me. (Silence) Riverbrian: Umm... I mean... Umm... I didn't mean that... I was thinking of something else... I take that back... I issue a full retraction. (Silence) Riverbrian: If you need me... I'll be at Sherwin-Williams.
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