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  1. Riverbrian
    Gardy better be wearing the same underwear!!! You don't mess with a streak. Wait a sec... Mess... Streak... Underwear... I think I'm about to be misunderstood.
  2. Riverbrian
    Gun... Yes we Can!!! Personally... I once made a half court shot with my eyes closed... I was asked if I could do that again... I said Yes I Can... One month later... I did it again. You gotta believe!!!
  3. Riverbrian
    Plouffe will jump right back into the lineup I assume.
  4. Riverbrian
    Where is Snepp and Glorm with our badges?
  5. Riverbrian
    That's OK... I don't like the color Orange at all and my youngest Son does. I like Rage against the Machine and I just had a conversation with someone who can't stand them because Zack De La Rocha has no sense of melody. TK doesn't have a great voice or decent inflection... I'll give you that... but... he knows his baseball in my opinion and I like his attempts to raise the bar from a baseball intelligence standpoint and I can personally sacrifice inflection for that.
  6. Riverbrian
    That sounds like the defense in a Few Good Men.
  7. Riverbrian
    Back to the original question: Here are some possible reasons Bert doesn't travel to Detroit. 10. He's afraid of Lions and Tigers and Wolverines. 9. Detroit smells like an Sumo wrestler who hasn't showered since February. 8. Ted Nugent threatened to use him for bow hunting practice. 7. He was tragically disappointed when Eminem wasn't a delicious chocolate treat. 6. He can't turn down panhandlers and he runs out of money. 5. He's vowed to never be North of Canada... South of Canada and actually in Canada is OK. 4. The Penobscot Building looks like the haunted building in Ghostbusters. 3. He has Piston Pants... He has Piston Shorts... He has Piston Cups and he's embarrassed about it. 2. Detroit has been over run with Crips and he is a Blood. And the number one reason Bert Blyleven doesn't go to Detroit... 1. He can't find a decent rental car.
  8. Riverbrian
    My first choice would be: Billy Ripken... He's the best analyst on MLB network. My Ex-Twin first choice would be: Jack Morris and Tom Kelly as a team with a PBP guy but please do not require TK to wear a suit.
  9. Riverbrian
    As long as they are performing... Stay on the bus as long as you can.
  10. Riverbrian
    I don't think posting busts and talking about them is negative at all. I think it shines a light on how difficult it is. I like to see lists like this and for better understanding and peer comparison I'd like to see lists from every team. All the teams miss and miss a lot. This isnt a slam on anyone but I think Major League Baseball front offices are more informed and less confident and the majority of us are less informed and more confident.
  11. Riverbrian
    Some Movement? If you call South America slamming into Australia some movement... OK
  12. Riverbrian
    That entire paragraph applies to every 2013 Dodger.
  13. Riverbrian
    We can't post it... Out of respect for Grimes... That's his bit. He actually gets all royalties.
  14. Riverbrian
    I told everyone after the Doumit Dinger... "That'll be all we need" once again... I'm telekinetic!!!
  15. Riverbrian
    i'm sorry they have to be earned... But you are welcome to join and start earning.
  16. Riverbrian
    Deduno... His performance this year is gonna make us buyers at the deadline. Ummm... Or dead at the byline.
  17. Riverbrian
    My favorite Cliche... I use it all the time. Me: What are you doing? Son: Mom Told me to sweep the Kitchen. Me: Stop... Just take a look around... See any obvious piles of dirt? Son: (looking around) Maybe a little bit over there. Me: Ok... Go sweep that. Son: Will Mom be OK with that. Me: It'll look like a line drive in the box score.
  18. Riverbrian
    Pulp Ficton... And it ain't close.
  19. Riverbrian
    I'm gonna type it slow... In case Morneau reads this thread tonight. M O R N E A U . . . Y O U A R E D U E F O R A L O N G B A L L ! ! !
  20. Riverbrian
    Typed Faster than the ball actually flew off his bat.
  21. Riverbrian
    Like Bob Uecker in Major League?
  22. Riverbrian
    I really try to hate the Royals but I just can't. Same division and I try... But I just can't.
  23. Riverbrian
    Type in "Bump Wills"
  24. Riverbrian
    Snepp... You see the need for a "Meh" button now for sure.
  25. Riverbrian
    Its easier to keep up if you stop running into each post.
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