Duensing notches first save! Somewhere in America a fantasy baseball player's roster manager bot picks him up from the free agent pool. And his real agent ups the asking price for the arb hearing.
At the risk of being hauled off to Twins Daily Impersonating a Doctor jail, this was, even before extra innings, the typical sort of close NL game that would've gotten some Twins medicine men/women canned for having an unplayable guy on the bench for every other week of the season.
Which is why you wear it as an undershirt. Sheesh. Normally I get a little coin for brilliant consults like this, but I'll work pro bono when a Twins game against cheese farmers is on the line...