Thanks for another nice sterno log of wisdom and humor to get the game thread campfire going. With regard to which Nolasco shows up tonight, well, home/road splits are usually not a big deal for most players, and have more than a little SSS flakiness just two months into the system. That being said, there's a good chance of seeing Good Ricky instead of Evil Ricky tonight: Nolasco opposing hitters 2014... Home: .241/.283/.467 Road: .366/.418/.594 So at home, the average batter vs. Nolasco is Dozier minus some walks. On the road, the average hitter is... a first ballot Hall of Famer. Mauer 2009 minus some walks, I guess? Oh, and speaking of sterno logs, that warning label is bs. Burned one along with real logs in the fireplace once. No Chernobyl.