Oh, c',mon, give us a little more credit. If you were really looking for a Write Club bout over Ortiz, you'd find yourself a match much faster at http://www.startribune.com/sports/twins/. The site mostly limits itself to second-guessing and obsessing over moves made in the past decade. Helps avoid alienating the occasional under-40 visitor with angry, obscure, 'get off my lawn, Ron Davis!' chatter.