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  1. Tie game. See, there's nothing a little profanity can't fix, Brock. That is what the little star thingies were, right?
  2. He's on Pacific time, so he gets two extra hours before fossilhood sets in. Why didn't I think of that?
  3. Referencing the Twins' 50th win tonight, it sounded like Tim Laudner just said that last season the Twins didn't get their 50th win until late April of this year. That... doesn't sound right, but it's Tim, so I'm going to have to trust him.
  4. Trying this now with butter pecan ice cream sprinkled with Hostess Ho Ho's. Normally this wouldn't appeal to me, but the civil defense sirens are going off here in the 'hood, and if the dog and I are fated to go Dorothy and Toto into the great beyond, it's not going to be while I'm eating a g.d. rice cake...
  5. Normally you'd be right, but Lawrie went Paleo on it and just smashed it with a rock.
  6. Greeley's Army Surplus and Social Club down on Larpenteur. Just ask for Alice and tell her you want a game of billiards. Yes, even if you don't really wish to play. http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/7727870/21658013/4/flash_player/0/1/unforgiven_1992_giving_english_bob_instructions.jpg?v=4
  7. Suzuki proving that small catchers can be glacially slow too. A's 3b had time to bobble ball, bat it like a kitten with yarn, make and eat a turkey and avocado sandwich, check his email, and get a good start on an Eckersley 'stache before his throw, and it was still just a step behind the Zukester, albeit in the wrong zip code. Seeing him gather himself for the trip to second on the throwing error was like watching a wagon train prepare to move out. And yes, maybe that's overly negative at the end of a nice win, but it's taking my mind off of Duensing's pitching.
  8. Do you mean like, during the game? 'Cause if you've ever seen them in their natural habitat after the game, there's cause for concern there too.
  9. I'd be happy with .500, but your optimism is agreeable.
  10. Ok, then. [*Lowers Javelin man-portable anti tank missile launcher*]
  11. Busy summer for the Supreme Court. They covered that too.
  12. Well played, Mr. Connery. http://cdn.lolbrary.com/2013/12/6/lolbrary.com_56240_1386369533.gif
  13. No, tonight it'll be disturbing images of riverbrian and Mrs. rb entwined in the Ritual Dance of the Wounded Foot. Don't ask, latecomers. You don't want to know.
  14. "Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch!" http://i.ytimg.com/vi/is5ZtJpO_TI/hqdefault.jpg No, seriously, great call. We're booking you through the end of the season.
  15. Is it just me, or has Brian Dozier dedicated the last several days to telling Rob Manfred, the KC fans, and the entire All Star selection fiasco to go stuff themselves?
  16. Holy crap. So did anyone else just see that, or did I have too many blasts?
  17. Suzuki batting with the game on the line in the ninth... I have no mouth and I must Beam... http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P2w3ptBKXMM/hqdefault.jpg
  18. And who can forget Culture Club's "KarmaKarmaKarmaKarmaKarmaChameleon"? Not me. Not even after six months of therapy and two surgeries.
  19. How many seconds should it have taken to overturn the out call on Rosario? 10? 5? At least they got it right eventually.
  20. I think the only question is whether it showed up on satellite imagery when it did...
  21. First pitch to Sano from Rondon is a 97 MPH heater right at the belt buckle. That could cause more shrinkage than a hot tub full of liquid nitrogen. And... it's a hit. Buzz all their belt buckles, Rondo!
  22. Well, I'm on my third blast and it hasn't done much (for them), but I'll keep going if you think it will help.
  23. May in the game. Is there such a thing as a no leverage appearance?
  24. I hear ya. I bilked a Mull (Martin, I think it was) out of millions and had to leave the country for a year...
  25. http://www.suckypoems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fetal-position-2-300x225.jpg Must... unsee... mental... images...
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