It was meant as a pointless exercise to have fun with the fact that, in a year where some hoped the Twins might contend for a playoff spot, we've sunk to the point where the strongest defense that can be mounted of an individual player at position that was supposed to be the team's strength is 'not the worst in baseball'. Also, remember that WAR isn't a definitive measure of value. In the case of Santana, for instance, it gives him virtually no credit for the versatility that allows him to suck at so many positions. It also doesn't credit him for his clubhouse intangibles, like making himself available to assist other players in weight training by being curled, pressed, and so on. http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/brownsvilleherald.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/8b/98b867d6-e64a-11e3-a41f-0017a43b2370/5385ac858757b.image.jpg