Yup. By the time he's done with them, the Jays will need the protection of a binding UN resolution... http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29500000/Tom-Cruise-in-Tropic-Thunder-tom-cruise-29526768-1280-720.jpg
That was pretty gross, man. One pitch. After turning on the game that's how many pitches I saw Duffey throw to Donaldson before the one that landed in the upper deck. For everyone with money on the 'Over' for 99 losses, you're welcome.
Was pretty sure I was going to see the Like quota warning any minute. Winner. Maybe I'll have to come back at midnight for a quick positivity strafing run after the Like Tank is refueled.
Instead of watching the Twins pee away another lead, I could have been watching Cleveland beat America Junior's team in the battle of Lake Erie's perineum vs. Lake Ontario's frenulum. Oh. That's right. It's basketball. Not as good as baseball. False alarm
Twins 2016 season, Part 435: Twins need good start from Santana to spare tired bullpen, Twins get outstanding 8 inning start from Santana, Twins strand 11, Twins on fourth reliever and counting.