If Joe Ryan is traded to the Dodgers, I better see Dalton Rushing, Jackson Ferris, River Ryan and one of Eduardo Quintero or Joendry Vargas at various levels of the Twins system the next day. Otherwise, the Twins have a stupid/weak FO and the team shouldn't be followed the rest of the season, except for tuning in when getting notifications that Buck is coming up to bat.
Trading Ryan for less than a ridiculous return could be enough for me to say "F it, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" and become a Dodgers fan.